kindergarten cuck

movies, football, politics

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

@alltwentyQ2 Happened to me this weekend. Felt an incredible rush but then my toddler made me change it to SpongeBob

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

@extramicrowave Looks like the ligaments in Kerby Joseph’s knee

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

Insomnia below Following is just silly

[Ringer-Verse @RingerVerse]

🎥 @MalloryRubin and @jowrotethis shared their rankings of all the Christopher Nolan movies!

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

@PurpyNFL Schneider excluded from the last Grown Ups, wonder if he’s become too intolerable even for them

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

Oh my god shut the fuck up

[Nuanced Film Takes @BadFilmTakes1]

Park Chan-wook's recent projects are like resort margaritas to me. They have so many embellishments, garnishes, and mini umbrellas, but, alas, they're just margaritas. I don't feel much under the ornate style. I prefer the eerie, simmering restraint of Kiyoshi Kurosawa these days

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

“Are we done here? I need to call my son to confess about the most recent Brazzers video I watched”

[POLITICO @politico]

House Speaker Mike Johnson broke days of silence on the domestic abuse allegations against Rep. Max Miller in an interview with The Conversation.

He told our @DashaBurns the claims are "serious" but insisted the House Ethics Committee process should run its course.

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

Barely winning probably a net good thing for AES. Based on how he’s been acting the last few weeks a humbling was needed

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

A sound bite of Kamala Harris saying she was in favor of the government paying for gender-affirming care for people in prison was one of the most lethal attack ads of 2024. Shit like this matters. She’s not running for SoHo comptroller

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Everyone on this site makes too much of shit like this bc it’s easy to referee as bad. Sure it’s bad but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t matter. Who are the people voting on how she answers the thanksgiving question really

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

Francesca Hong seems like a fucking disaster Jesus Christ

[Acyn @Acyn]

Collins: Do you still believe that Thanksgiving should be canceled?

Hong: I'm a chef, and one of the first meals that I made was for the community when I was 16 was a Thanksgiving meal. But Thanksgiving is also a time that's incredibly painful for many people in our communities. And so I think there, I wanted to make sure that people understood that there are multiple views, but views can evolve. And the position that I'm running for right now, and I think my background as a chef will actually help me become a better governor that's able to bring more people to the table.

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

Trump 2: The Brandoning

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP TO OIL COMPANIES: "GET YOUR CONSUMER (RETAIL!) OIL PRICES DOWN, NOW!”

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

He left comedy behind a while ago

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Has anyone considered that professional comedic actor Jonah Hill might be joking?

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

Spiderman 30 minutes in to Spiderman 2

[Path @PathfinderFacts]

Did he spray himself with a truth serum why the fuck did he say that

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

Keep. Jacking. Off.

[Clinton @_OnlyClinton]

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

I think he is more than aware that there will be very little team success this season

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

De’Von Achane not caring about the teams success and just wanting the rushing title tells me everything I need to know

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

Missing my boys

[hou❗☭ jude bellingham impregnator @cerseicurls]

so a sixth plane just hit the towers

[Nerd em Cartaz 🐉#hotd @nerdemcartaz]

a participação mais desnecessário do filme homem aranha um novo dia

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

All the Electro stuff in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 works but basically everything else is a complete mess. Artifact of the post-Avengers Hollywood studio gold rush to launch their own “cinematic universe”

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

This mfer knows when the camera is on him that’s for sure

[Beau @beaub0293]

Man I like Daboll as much as Saleh. Part of me wishes Daboll was the head guy, other part of me is glad Saleh is. We won’t have this staff together long.

[kindergarten cuck @2kinder2cuck]

@JoshNorris I have the 1.10 and honestly I’ll probably just take Jonah Coleman