shay van buren

beautiful, talented, humble 😌

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@mahaaaay you have a therapist?

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

THIS JUST IN: GREG ABBOT WATCHES AI DEEPFAKE PORN

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 The Texas House passed a bill to ban AI deepfake porn.

Republican Gov. Greg Abbott vetoed it.

[Bael ⛧ @evilbael]

that weird girl with the big brown eyes and questionable tweets is the love of your life btw

[Greg @TheGregxecutive]

I am 6’5” guy

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@mahaaaay for me??

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

he’s actually Hitler but people don’t care since his crimes aren’t against white people

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

there’s a girl at my office with a cunty lil bob and i’ve never had a convo with her but i love her. maybe i will befriend her today if im brave enough

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

i’ve watched everything there is to watch. gotta start rewatches now

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@laineyyyy01 ur on ur own here

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@laineyyyy01 real as hell

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@laineyyyy01 i have a song written abt me :) (it sucks)

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@laineyyyy01 i just got it 😭

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@TheGregxecutive @mahaaaay @laineyyyy01 i know someone who would have to look up every other word in this

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@mahaaaay he just had anxiety

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

you do NOT wanna know what he said before this

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

watching babadook again and i can’t even be scared bc the kid is so fucking annoying

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

@fake_noods it’s for cookies

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

ah yes the holy trinity. one for energy, one for hydration, one for fun