Sapphire Lapis

ー You ɯısh чou ɯere born me, but God ıs unfαır. ✨

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

『 𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚. ❤️』

🍓 Dragon Ball OC
🍓 Daughter of the unlikely pair Android 17 and Mai
🍓 8 years old
🍓 100% out of your league
🍓 You wanna be her

⚠️PEDOPHILES AND LOLI LOVERS WILL BE BLOCKED⚠️

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

@Applelovinbard @cuisaiyan "WOAH!! A BIRD CAN BECOME A PERSON! No more chickie nuggie for me...."

She sighed.

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

She wriggled while being suspended midair... cutely! Making pleading noises and puppy eyes.

"B-but sis! You could always use more chicken nugget ingredients for me, right? Imagine how many nuggets can be made from that big bird!"

The bird did not seem to mind the two, --

[Mᴀᴍᴇ ❥ @cuisaiyan]

She picks up Sapphire by the shirt collar, holding her a few feet off the ground.

“Woahhh slow your horses. You don’t wanna risk scaring the thing and knocking your friend off do you?”

She scratches her chin while watching the giant bird. pondering for a moment. —

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

Ewwwww he totally does. But I think all boys smell bad bad bad bad.

[ブラ ╱ 𝐵𝑅𝒜 .ᐟ @SaiyajinOjo]

Yewza smells. Pass it on.

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

@cuisaiyan return the kid to me nicely. Tell it that I wanna play with the kid. Maybe this can end up in world peace instead of bloodshed.

A big maybe."

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

@cuisaiyan "Well, he's part of my group! If he's a member, he NEEDS to stay. But he ran away!

I'll give him last chance to join back or ill turn the bird into chicken nuggets in front of him!

Hah! How does that sound?"

Hands on her hips.

"Can you talk to animals? Tell it to --

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

"There it is! The vicious feathered monster! The beast who feasts on children's blood!"

She points at an oversized borb quite possibly just chilling with a kid riding its back.

She charges towards it with her spear!

"Hyaaaaahhhhh!"

Cue anime protagonist battle cry.

[Mᴀᴍᴇ ❥ @cuisaiyan]

She follows alongside her little sister, ready to confront the evil and villainess bad guy that was probably just protecting their kid!!

She did however bring a bat, just in case.

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

"Come on!! Let's head to the forest and take down that stupid monster!! NOBODY LAYS A HAND ON MY FRIEND AND GET AWAY WITH IT!"

She heads into the forest with Mame and the spear in her arms.

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

Sapphire brings a knife (well, a bread knife.... because she is too young to be given access to the kitchen cupboard). She then attached it to a long branch stick, making a makeshift spear.

She poses like a Mary Sue video game RPG protagonist, swinging her spear around.

[Mᴀᴍᴇ ❥ @cuisaiyan]

“Okay, okay! We can go talk to the guy!”

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

"He is a monster though?!?!? HELLO? Just punch him and we will get a bunch of fried chickens?

And he kidnaps kids too! Cmon, sis!"

[Mᴀᴍᴇ ❥ @cuisaiyan]

“Hmm, okay, I can talk to the green guy for you. But unless he can survive a megaton punch I ain’t gonna lay a hand on him, okay?”

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

"Okay but the 1920s are super cool they have big dresses and all. Also tea is awesome.

ANYWAY, BACK TO THE TOPIC."

Grabs Mame by the hand.

"Help me defeat evil green bird monster for kidnapping my friend, PLEASE?!?!?!?!?"

[Mᴀᴍᴇ ❥ @cuisaiyan]

“Teapot Rapscallions?…”

She stifled a chuckle,

“What are you a gang of british pickpockets from the 1920s?”

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

"You think a girl as fabulous as I am wouldn't have fans? It's called Teapot Rapscallion! My little gang of fans.

We sip tea, be pretty, and defeat EVIL (read: bully those whom she doesn't like)

And of course, it is ME who made it!"

[Mᴀᴍᴇ ❥ @cuisaiyan]

She narrowed her eyes at her little sister-figure.

“A GANG? What are you getting into a gang for?? you’re like 5 years old!!”

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

"Oh my god! Yes! Come kick their ass! My friend needs to come back to my little gang!

They are an evil meanie who kidnaps kids!"

[Mᴀᴍᴇ ❥ @cuisaiyan]

“Huhhh?? someone took your friend away?? You want me to go kick their butt??”

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

@cuisaiyan "I haven't done harassing this one green bird guy because they are a meanie who took my friend away! STOP!

I WILL NOT COME BACK !"

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

"IM NO POKEMON??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?"

[Mᴀᴍᴇ ❥ @cuisaiyan]

That’s it, i’m putting you back in the pokeball.

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

@Applelovinbard "I can give those. Roof above the head and tasty meals. My dad has a lot of money anyway!

GIVE ME BACK NARCY! You're such an oppressive parent! I bet he misses me already!

ALSO! MY! DAD! IS! NONE! OF! YOUR! BUSINESS!"

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

@Applelovinbard "YOU?!? YOU'RE A GREEN GARDEN GNOME WITH WINGS.

Your son is waaaay prettier! I'm not done bullying a certain long haired tall schmuck!"

[Sapphire Lapis @2kyoot4u]

girl. My mentions are empty. Ive been away for so long.