John - James O'Reilly

I like a boggy acre, a floor too cool for corn

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Depressed Kier Starmer: My father… was a fool maker

[Josie Long @JosieLong]

Everybody was told in 2010-15 that austerity was painful but necessary to improve living standards. And then no improvements came, ever.

[John - James O'Reilly @2lefty2wefty]

@Lilithie1 @finalfantasyvii You will get so much more out of the remakes after playing the original first.

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Some grown men really be going "wee wee wee" all the way home.

[John - James O'Reilly @2lefty2wefty]

@LoveDezzyy @gameboygolden Its a real thing from ancient Egypt. Female pharaohs like would wear symbolic beards to emphasise that they were kings and legitimate rulers in the same way their male counterparts were.

[the space needle's girlfriend @crycartband]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[dudermane @612jack]

(wallace voice) the gun, gromit. kill me lad!

[Shasti @sh44sti]

keir starmer has ‘gone hollow’ (via bbc news)

[John - James O'Reilly @2lefty2wefty]

@TheGayChingy The Three Kingdoms TV show from 2010 is great fun, i think its all on youtube as well.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

A year or so ago, a ton of internal documents from the Bionicle team at Lego from 2001 to 2009 were leaked. Since they're all Europeans who speak English as a second language, they are hilarious.

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[John - James O'Reilly @2lefty2wefty]

@4nnewithe @sanstitre2000 Its so good!

[Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill]

One tantalizing page of the long crazy Moleman story we cut entirely from “22 Short Films” where the joke was he was acting out of character

[chloe @chloes_posts]

Northernlion cruise

[Maia @maiamindel]

CROESUS: the oracle of delphi, very smart, beautiful lady, the most you've ever seen, she told me, and many people told me, she said if i attacked persia, and it'd be a tremendous attack, we'd go all the way, we'd go ways nobody has ever gone before, i'd destroy a yuuuuge kingdom

[Shai'yra Tarkir | DS9 Pilled @ShaiTarkir]

Dukat every time he pulls up to DS9

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation to light. #HolyThursday

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas