mynameispepsi

she/her 💖💜💙 i am here for jokes and jests and to yell at clouds ☁️☁️☁️

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

@jakebrodes I went to a wedding like this. Had good macarons and a delicious sweet sparkling red wine. If Any texans familiar with the HEB wine selection can tell me what it was I’d be thankful.

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

Going on vacation will have you googling “what is the bar cutoff in Alabama”

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

@Mariean_w I have an older sister and I have such a distinct memory of being absolutely jazzed to wear matching outfits and her hating it. Now in our mid 20s I can occasionally convince her to be matchy with me again

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

What a month to find out my dog is bisexual

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

@bf9777 I used to eat Fritos bean dip and feta cheese on toast for breakfast and snacks in high school. Incredibly salty but pretty good.

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

We’re on this girls trip saying “should we do Italy next?” We are going to go into that Nate Jacob’s kind of debt.

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

Ordering the second most expensive wine in the gas station to impress my date

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

If people ever take pictures of me in public to make fun of me on the internet I have 2 requirements:
1. I want to be yassified to maintain anonymity
2. After taking the picture but before posting they shoot me in the head with a gun

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

@softboywin @inconxistent Going up and resting your chin on the bench like a toddler

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

Had a dream they made an adult sequel to kickin it and Mateo Arias’s character was in a relationship with a problematically young woman

[malu @malulenina]

cuando mis amigas me cuentan lo que les molesta de los hombres y yo soy todo eso pero mujer

[mynameispepsi @2manybananas]

NOTHING worse than having a restaraunt owner be your server. Brother step back and let the professionals do their job.

[v @nyanchalant4]

if i met a girl exactly like me i would do everything in my power to Kill her

[: @sn0oozey]

I’m already aware the kill myself tweets are off-putting to a lot of my mutuals but I don’t really care. It’s for me. Typing out “I’m going to kill myself” and hitting post is basically like meditation or yoga for someone like me. You don’t have to understand.

[cole @juul_survivor]

Work is so tough right now I'm sharing shit on instagram from accounts called like CORPORATE MEMES & HUMOR just to keep from tying a belt over the closet door