Master of none

VP of Information Security & Privacy at MindPoint Group. Family man; scotch lover; blue team; BtVS. Just keep swimming. I am becoming.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

.... And Mildred loving in 2007 speaking on gay marriage.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

some asshole: "taxes are the same thing as slavery."

[Grover Norquist @GroverNorquist]

Slavery is when your owner takes 100% of your production.
Democrat congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez wants 70% (according to CNN)
What is the word for 70% expropriation?

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

2) for phyiscal health I think I just need to eat less than a pound of cheese every day and stop eating food made with a roux.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

#resolutions time
I am going to be healthier this year than last. This means:
1) less social media. I have not been active on FB for >1yr. I finally deleted my account about 10 days ago. I am also deleting the twitter app from my phone so I’ll be in this barren hellscape less.

[Year Progress (2026) @yearprogress]

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

Happy new year, @TravisJBurrell

[Developers Swearing @gitlost]

more travis fuckery

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This year I'm going to be more of the kind of God that you deserve.

Yes, that's a threat.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

@Charles19999536 @TakedownMRAs “Growing so fast and soon we will surpass 60 men ...” There, I fixed it for you.

Don’t speak for men- you’re all a bunch of twisted shitlords. When can we expect you to make good on your promise and go your own way, far away from everyone else?

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

@gladstein @davidgerard @Codiox @alegw @JoseMirosklov @bbiella I like that you removed @MeliSMarchand in this reply where you double-down on the hypothesis she debunked.

The only thing $BTC is achieving is final stage destruction of the environment. The sooner it dies the better off everyone is. (Like *everyone* everyone.)

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

@hacktrickstar @DigitalEmpress Assholes typically DO stand by their fuckery. If they went back, we’re thoughtful about things, and once in a while apologized or retracted .... well, then they wouldn’t be assholes.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

@LynnePatton @dyllyp “My boss threw a tantrum and put me out of work” was an interesting gambit there.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

Feel odd saying this, but I could listen to British people saying “butter” all day long. #GBBO

[MindPoint Group, A Tyto Athene Company @MindPointGroup]

2018 Year in Review: This year, our cybersecurity superheroes have done some pretty cool stuff for our clients. Check out our awards to learn more!

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

@ENBrown @Popehat @KatTimpf
“To be fair, my entire premise for this article is bullshit.”

[MindPoint Group, A Tyto Athene Company @MindPointGroup]

As we approach the end of 2018, we want to give a big shout out to our VIP committee members for their amazing #communityoutreach this year! Together, we made an Impact!
#MerryChristmas #YearInReview #HappyNewYear #HappyHolidays #GivingBack #2018YearInReview #cybersecurity

[Elizabeth Nolan Brown @ENBrown]

You guys we could all just ignore that piss-obsessed gun girl with the mall hair

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

@Do1nIT_Sec Sorry, one more clarification- I voted for Hillary in the primary. I was not some “oh well, Bernie didn’t get the nomination so I guess I’ll have to vote for her.” Bernie is trash.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

What is the opposite of “hard pass?” Bernie being garbage is it.

“He endorsed Hillary” is an automatic throat punch.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

@Do1nIT_Sec To vote against her, not because I thought she was terrible. I voted for Hillary because I’m not a strident racist hiding behind a “well, whatbout the economy?” Bullshit excuse.

[Master of none @2mshepherd]

@benschwartzy Great movie. Thanks for the reminder. I had a similar feeling when rewatching Mississippi Burning recently- “was this 50 years ago or last week?”