Chris Chandler

I'm a big white guy from the Yay Area that is awkward as shit. Currently stranded in Texas.

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@SoveyX MC Donaldo drops fire trap remixes during Spring Breaks in Ibiza.

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@noteballx What a let down. A whole minute, and this girl never once shook her laffy taffy.

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@barstoolsports I don't know if I have ever seen an injury that was simultaneously that gruesome and that dumb. I don't think HE was dumb, he did nothing wrong. It's just really dumb that it happened in the first place. Unreal.

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@TheSlySamurai @Thebestfigen Error or no error, how many other players are holding up at 3rd or 2nd, or even 1st in that situation? She scored because she executed, because she was aggressive, and at the end, because she made an athletic play.

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@thalasttoknow @Thebestfigen Lol, it's the highest level of softball she has access to as a teenage girl, wtf you want from her?

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@DankNDerpyGamer @j00ny369T Tetris high score actually has a really rich history. If you're interested in the topic, SummoningSalt did a TWO HOUR video about its history. TL;DR, yes, they hit the human limit of normal control-holding; technique you're seeing allows them to go longer

https://t.co/ce7uMXHXE1

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@StephMuse_ Refresh my memory. What was going on in Golden State between 1976 and Joe Lacob taking over?

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@ZoSpicyDubs 1. That's a rough photoshop, my dude. 2. I think a lot of contenders would LOVE to have Cam. Can you imagine him on Denver, for example, playing 21 minutes a night running the second unit? In BKN, he was bad because he was their 2nd best player, that's all. Go shoot, young man.

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@KevonLooneyMuse I'm fine with it. I was emotionally ready to move on from Kuminga for a bag of wet laundry, and none of them were part of long-term plans. Porzingis lotto ticket is fine and he's an expiring. Either he bounces back this year and we get him reupped cheap, or we get cap space.

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@peteholmes I've been bamboozled! You making up your Charleston show, Pete?

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@TheSports_Shift I think it has to be A or D. LA won recently, and LA fans are new to the NFL and fair-weather donkeys in general. Seahawks or 49ers as Bears opponent comes down to do you want the better more beloved franchise historically, or the healthier team "most likely" to win it all.

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@barstoolsports Bro, is this Cousin Sal's son?

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@NBCSWarriors After last year's playoffs, Dray was generally complimentary of the Rockets except for Brooks and Tari because they ducked post-series handshakes and whatnot. He said Brooks is a lifelong clown, but Tari probably just made a mistake that he thinks he can grow from. There ya are.

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@jacksonlloyd "The go-ahead free throw."

Is there another type of free throw I'm not aware of? =p

"The free throw to put the Jazz ahead" or something like that would be somewhat less confusing, just saying.

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@billburr Fun fact: Cavs and Celtics have the same number of NBA championships over the last 30 years.

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@AlisonRosen I personally thought Ladybird was legitimately unenjoyable because I hated every character. I REALLY liked I, Tonya though.

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@wojespn @espn Rondo? With all the other PGs available? Yuck. I wouldn't want a moody dude who doesn't show up most nights mentoring Lonzo on how to be.

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@ringer Does that make it 100% respectful?

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@Dameshek @gregolsen88 @BarstoolBigCat I'm legitimately in disbelief that's not Dexter.