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What a dumbass, on so many levels.
We need more transparency from people who profit by selling and or doing home loans!
On average I do 1500 foreclosure calls a month in Texas!
Number one reason people fall behind Escrow accounts, property, taxes, and insurance!
This could raise your monthly payment $400-$500 a month every year!
So technically, you’re never locked in on a mortgage payment for 30 years
This is stupid. Yell or walk to get the kids. Adding another digital tool between parents and kids is the last fucking thing we need.
The ultimate modern parenting hack. That’s actually so smart for the adults that grew up with lots of yelling around the house - changing the tone for the new gen I love to see it.
@MimanyMaker don't eat the brisket off the floor
This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today
(IG: Erosbrousson)
This is a nightmare, I have too much money in my bank account and nobody understands how difficult it is to live like this
I used to date this girl who was very into the idea of being the best girlfriend ever and one of the ways she set out to accomplish this was by regularly waking me up by giving me head.
I’d often regain consciousness to the sensation of her initiating the act, which was great, but –– and I know this might surprise you –– after a while it got old.
Many mornings, I just wanted to sleep in for an extra hour rather than “rise” and shine at 6 am. Head is cool, but having your final hour of sleep stolen away does start to take a toll on a man after a while.
So at a certain point, I started to think maybe I should tell her to chill out a little. Like, hey, I see what you’re doing here and I love the spirit behind the commitment, but… maybe later, ya know?
Yet in the midst of that thought, I had an epiphany:
This isn’t really about me.
This girl is on a mission. Being the best girlfriend ever gives her an identity and purpose and meaning. Who am I to prioritize my own fleeting desires over her deeper needs? Getting my dick sucked at 6 am is about her.
So the wakeup head continued. Morning after morning. I never said a word. Because I am an incredible person.
This is what empathy is like, ladies. Many of you could use some.
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One thing that cannot be overstated is the damage caused by inner city policy being set by white liberals who live in the suburbs and get their idea of the world from progressive journalists and nobody else.
If you are a suburban white leftist, please indulge me in a little experiment.
First, read how The Intercept describes this event, and picture it in your mind based off this description.
Then, watch the videos of the event.
Then extrapolate that to everything you read about, rather than see.
"They're executing the plan."
what did grok mean by this?
ChristineDribin New World Screwworm larvae infest wounds & eat live flesh in livestock/wildlife (rare in humans). US eradicated it in 1966 with sterile flies.
This is the first confirmed US case since: one 3-wk calf in La Pryor, Zavala Co, TX. No other detections.
Timing context: Sec. Rollins/USDA corrected exaggerated claims (e.g. "1 mile from border"—closest was ~25mi in Mexico) & noted no active US cases. This suspected TX case was confirmed quickly after.
USDA response (pre-planned playbook): 20km quarantine zone, surveillance, ramped sterile fly releases (already releasing millions/wk in S. Texas).
Serious for cattle if spreads, but contained so far & treatable early. Inspect wounds daily, report suspicions. They're executing the plan.
i don't know who this is
is riding or the d doing all the work here?
Good public transit is key for an affordable, walkable city. That's why I'm riding the D on election day. @metrolosangeles
@artesan0x Brother, have you watched an academy race?
20-50% of race laps under safety car or yellow flag?
This is not a "time in the sport" problem... it's just bad driving.
@AwfulButGreat Yes but can it predict when you're about to get a phone call?
I hate rhetoric politicians.
Talking point bullshit mouthpieces.
The "probably harmful to revenues" mansion tax would like to know how it's a cut.
I am SO fucking tired of meeting OTHER peoples needs through forced acquisition via taxes.
Meet your OWN fucking needs, I did.
@LA_Multi_Fam I am gonna safely assume that this guy was not mentally well. Going back to my original thesis, making sure people's basic needs, like healthcare including mental healthcare, makes us safer.
Funding for mental health services have been cut to pay for tax cuts for the wealthy.
@mnolangray @emre_mayo Actions have far more meaning than words.
A politician who will roll her eyes at constituents asking for safe spaces for their children at school is not someone who cares about citizens and an action that reveals contempt and disgust... for her constituents.
@JakeMunro **Smiles in agreement**
"That's racist!"
@redhotnerd this is not retardmaxxing
he is doing a really good job of redefining it though
@nickshirleyy would like to collect his reward. Where should he meet you?
I'm offering $50,000 rewards to anyone providing information that helps crack unsolved crimes in California.
If you know something, it is your duty to come forward to give victims and their loved ones justice.
Every case matters, every victim matters, and California is determined to secure accountability.
@ADwarf72 @end3of6days9 Stellantis appreciates your propaganda efforts.
A check is in the mail for your hard work.
Karen Bass is an incredible liar.
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