Fun fact: when women are on their period, they're being flooded with testosterone. which means when men say we're emotional and hysterical on our period, it's actually because we're acting like a man.
cyclist on the sidewalk yelled “on your right” so i move to the left. whattya know…. he was actually on my left. and that’s how i ended up telling a cyclist that he needs to get off the sidewalk if he doesn’t know right from left because he slammed directly into me
the fact he managed to make the mask vanish in an instant means that hes well trained and knows the secret of the mechanics behind sichuan opera masks. he must have lived in china for a while. its nice to see people share cultures.