Extraterrestrial Pterodactyl

I was to be a ham

[Extraterrestrial Pterodactyl @2ndDownAnd9]

Nature is healing.

[MLB @MLB]

Get back, Luda!

Ludacris brought back the big arms for his first pitch at the Braves game tonight 😂😂

[BeastBossNasty @beastbossnastie]

taking one of these home from the bar ripping heaters and star gazing>>>

[The Pride of the American Side™ @CincyAsshole]

@ClayTravis

[Metz @Metz4Real]

@stephenasmith It makes sense to remove your gloves before you jerk the guy off.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

nick isn’t his friend or his priest.

[Rod @rodimusprime]

If you zoom in you can see the knee pads in his slacks

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

“while you have found an amazing lane where you often are actually the smartest guy in the room, this ain’t that lane. So my advice would be to tread carefully.”

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I’m not going to go back and forth with you (it’s football season for God’s sake!), but I can’t believe you’re actually denying this interaction so I’ll jog your memory:

August of 2016, during the Olympics, at the (now shuttered) Intercontinental hotel, a couple blocks from the Fox lot off Pico.

We had just finished a night show that no longer exists where (among other things) we debated the Summer Olympics (it was a bad segment because we didn’t have rights to the footage, so we could only show still pictures of what we were talking about) & went to have a drink/meal with a colleague who was on the show with us.

The exchange I discussed happened in the lobby bar, at a table with said colleague, and then after I said what I needed to say to to you I went outside and bummed a cigarette off a valet.

We haven’t spoken in person since.

You know as well as I do this is 100% true, and verifiable, by the colleague that was with us and/or our then bosses who contemporaneously heard the story.

We actually also had the same agent at the time, and you and I both know he heard the story and could confirm it as well.

So, I’ll pull a page out of your book; I’ll bet you $1,000,000 I’m telling the truth.

I assume you’ll pretend you never saw this tweet & continue the grift. And that’s cool, but we both know what the facts are.

Also, let this be a reminder that while you have found an amazing lane where you often are actually the smartest guy in the room, this ain’t that lane. So my advice would be to tread carefully.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

anddddd because a lot of those people worked in positions of power at sports media companies.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

Nick Shirley one month ago: Lam's Seafood, you have no idea what's coming. you're messing with the wrong guy 💀

Nick Shirley now: i'm sorry, Lam's Seafood. i made a little mistake. please, don't sue me 🥺

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

the late, great ed aschoff told me a similar story in 2018. about how they were once cool but that he couldn't fuck with travis after he revealed it was all an act.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

the discussion shouldn’t be whether buddy meant what he said (no idea what he believes now). it should be how so many people knew what he was doing — because he told them! — and it still worked.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

You got me: I, too, slept with Jensen Huang

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

This angle of the hit is legit insane

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Diggs

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

in other news: i don't know how to explain it but the nvidia honey pot kinda look like trump in the face.

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

white boys when their math test comes back face down