personatalie

“Newspaper Lady” (noun): A female journalist with strong opinions who can’t call others’ bullshit like normal people online.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

“Guns are not responsible for school shootings.”

Well, I think the gun helps.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

Oh, my god. My dad found my “secret” Twitter account. Fuck.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

“You are not the answer.
You are not the problem.
You are not the poem
or the punchline
or the riddle
or the joke, woman.”

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

Maybe my ideal body is Mothman’s.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

I meant sociologist* I’m so brain dead.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

I watched a socialist’s take on the politics of self-diagnosing autism and now I can’t come up with a caption for this picture. So, here it is, you filthy animals.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

Everyone lies and says be who you are. What if I want to be a cryptid? Maybe my ideal body is Mothman’s.

[im just bob @2bob2praxis]

We really struck gold the evening that Natalie found this little rapscallion up for adoption

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

Just found out I won 1st place news photo for pic below, 1st place serious column writing and 1st place column writing at the GC Texas Press Association awards. Also nabbed 2nd in page design and general excellence. Excited to see how I fair at TPA in June!

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

I think I like this little life.

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A little late, but some Sherwood Forest fun with @2bob2praxis.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

@2bob2praxis Yessss my fav photo ever! It should be his presidential portrait.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

Don’t look directly at me today. Thank yew.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

@MouthFactory Dude, ffr. Handsome boys!

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

Da goofs.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

I’m going for my master’s. Lord help me.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.

Happy anniversary, @2bob2praxis!

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

Our little donut!

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

Unfazed.

[personatalie @2ndNatalie]

My favorite gift = @2bob2praxis. Merry Christmas, y’all!