Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King

Making Car Parts for the American Working Man

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

Back in the 80’s and 90’s, I used to do all my yearly layoffs on Christmas Day as I know all my employees would be home to take the landline message.

-Ray

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@HunterBiden @ShawnRyan762 Way to go Hunter! When we had lunch together this time last year, you were so proud being at six years.

Ray

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@CallahanAutoCo Tom, stay the hell out of my territory and do not forget the non compete clause our lawyers agreed on in September 1995. Hope you’re just visiting to pickup Tommy from “adult school”. Thanks.

Ray

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@DefiantLs Can’t blame him. I can’t walk into an Autozone without being asked for 1k autographs and people asking me to hold their babies. I certainly can’t walk into Sandusky Ohio without everyone asking me when I’m going to buy @CallahanAutoCo.

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@unusual_whales Uh oh

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@wallstreetbets $riot 💎 🙌

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@portilloshotdog Bourbonnais wants you to come. If you build it, they will come.

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@realDonaldTrump My wife’s boyfriend is gonna love this one, thanks Don!

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@BarryOnHere Are you a @CallahanAutoCo kinda guy or a Ray Zalinksy kinda guy, Barry?

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@CallahanAutoCo I guess you came back to life to catch up on all the product returns and recalls of your inferior parts. All the best.

Ray

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@elonmusk @AnthropicAI @SpaceX I understand.

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@Polymarket Where is @BSibrel73766 ?

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@Thunderpig89 @Nerdery_Richard @CallahanAutoCo Actually, @Nerdery_Richard I have to rescind my offer for Tommy Boy. It’s come to my attention that we filled that position with a paraplegic. Sorry. Thanks,

Ray

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@Nerdery_Richard @Thunderpig89 @CallahanAutoCo I’d be happy to have you join Zalinsky, Richard. We can do better than the 2007 Ford Taurus Tom gave you as a company car. We also have a spot for Tommy Boy as well in our cafeteria break room. Thanks.

Ray

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

Another one bites the dust! What @CallahanAutoCo won’t admit to you people is that Callahan wasn’t financially strong enough to survive this current economy, largely because their product is garbage. It USED to be good and 30 years ago I wanted to buy it. Good riddance, #2!

Ray

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

Time for Big Tom to sign off…

Good luck everyone.

I truly hope life gets better for all Americans.

That’s the only goal!

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

If you people are having trouble paying utilities and gas, just make more money 🤷‍♂️

Ray

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@LauraLoomer @EagleInTheCloud @DanBilzerian Massie isnt a Nazi you disgusting, useless, cunt.

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@iFightForKids What if the robots start to segregate from each other and there is robot ghettos and nice robot neighborhoods.

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@DeDunkingPast Going on Danny Jones?

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@IfindRetards Thought this was a Dave Chappell joke at first.

[Ray Zalinsky, Auto Parts King @2ndRateMatt]

@dbongino Yet, Benjamin is his boss..