Rick Murphy

The nicest asshole on the internet

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@chadknaus @TeamHendrick @nascarg56 Super proud of you. Keep doing amazing shit.

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@hotshotrobot He wouldn't be so squinty if he was wearing riding glasses/goggles. or just move the face shield to the correct position. Mother is going to give him heck if he catches a june bug in the eye, and inadvertently spends time in a room with any woman because he cannot see her.

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@GetSpectrum what needs to happen to get the Spectrum TV app available on my Sony TVs? It seems like such a 2015 problem to still have to use an outboard streaming device for this one remaining app that isn't on this major platform...

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@stevestone I’m glad you’re staying on with JB. You guys have a great chemistry. NOW AN IMPORTANT QUESTION: how many games will Bill Walton be calling with you two this season?

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@electricalWSOP It's nearly impossible to process this right now. All my love to everyone.

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

I was crystal clear from the start. I am not a content machine.

[Recombobulation @djrecombobulate]

"@2ndRick: @djrecombobulate thanks for the add. Prepare yourself for deep and intense disappointment from this feed." Already on it.

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

10 year anniversary of joining Twitter. I mainly come to read @nihilist_arbys and then go to sleep. #besttwitterstrategy

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

Please be real. This planet is pretty nice, and we can’t afford to build a new one. So this one is worth keeping clean until it’s time to sell it to the kids. https://t.co/Atvi2BZ1hD

[CNET @CNET]

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now 620,000 square miles!

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

Twitter bot told me I’m 9 today. I knew there was SOME reason I wanted that cake earlier!! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sgt. Stephen Wheeles @ISPVersailles]

I stopped this vehicle today for a left lane violation on I-65. The driver had approximately 20 cars slowed behind her because she would not move back to the right lane.

Again...if there are vehicles behind you, you must move to the right lane to allow them to pass.

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

A/V industry friends, please consider following the feed for my friends at Tandem Marketing, an independent manufacturer's rep organization serving IL/WI/MI/IN/KY. @TandemMKTGinc

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@LendingTree did you give my phone number to every damn spam bot on Earth? Thanks.

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@heykayadams Tarik Cohen was impressive in Wk1. Not as much in Wk2. :(

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

Kid says "Wait till next time". Bet we'll hear that soon.

https://t.co/7FQQ3vGsuh

#MayweatherMcGregor #MayweatherVsMcGregor

[Residential Systems @ResiSys]

Catalyst AV Member @AllnetGotIt to Open Fourth Location #avtweeps https://t.co/uCX7NWL8NX

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@jasonbenetti with some ice cold trash talking to make the N64 beating seem even worse for @CarlosRodon16 https://t.co/Jq0ZtNKjOZ

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

"Oh! Angry Carlos!" https://t.co/65RVo79sr4

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@JoeNBC Reveal the proof. Hearsay has no value, regardless of what some may perceive as entertainment value.

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

@PetroShimonishi You been hacked?

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

It's not stupid if it keeps people from stacking shit on it. https://t.co/GF77O7VM0N

[John Siracusa @siracusa]

This image from a TiVo marketing email hangs a lantern on their stupid industrial design.

[Rick Murphy @2ndRick]

Patrick Ewing, Karl Malone, and Reggie Miller are sending congrats to LeBron for once again being the NBA Championship Runner-Up.