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problem solver solving problems

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

society's decline is directly correlated with the decline of high-T MS-DOS games and their replacement with the shitty excel spreadsheet mapgames made by the fattest, most homosexual Scandinavians the industry could find

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

rational levelheaded people when a male lists things he read when he was a male child be like. one google search will give you examples from that era w/ female and co-ed sets of protagonists. magic school bus, wordgirl, powerpuff girls. ppl just want their asses wiped for them

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@qnygrwsn solving kurdistan

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@qnygrwsn big red DEPORT button

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@tumblerina42 that’s fundamentally the most important part. then there’s other things that challenge kids, simple things like word choice (C&H is a great example) can help a kid get ahead and stay ahead of their peers early.

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

this is why you have to raise your kids on specific, pre-21st century media. Tintin, Calvin and Hobbes, Moomin, Asterix, Wishbone, etc. the people who made those things were operating on a completely different paradigm as to what children want and need.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

there’s something psychologically terroristic about these kids books that are full of adult platitudes. “there’s nothing wrong with asking for help”. yeah. my 5 year old never would have thought there was. “you don’t have to be extraordinary to be loved”. do not tell my kid that

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

HOLD FORMATION! HOOOOOLD! HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!

[RTVisual @RT_Visual_on_X]

WEEKS-OLD KITTENS HISS IN UNISON at APPROACHING MAN after being SEPARATED from their MOTHER

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@ThornhillAFB I think that’s an excellent point; unsurprising to think of parents using the media their children consume as a means of signaling vs as a means towards raising their child

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@natemcguire you can find a lot of lists on Wikipedia if you know what “genres” things are. e.g. wishbone was PBS kids programming, that wiki list has a lot of great stuff even well into the 2000s; Tintin and Asterix were bandes desinee, there’s a list of those; and so on

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@bingespresso only if you let it die anon

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@marctytus

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

in two years he's going to be going viral on TikTok as a Mormon missionary

[Polymarket Español @polymarketenesp]

🇻🇪🇺🇸 | AHORA — Nicolás Maduro estudia el judaísmo y recibe visitas de líderes religiosos en prisión, según The New York Times.

Personas cercanas aseguran que nunca mostró interés por esa religión antes de su captura.

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

in 2033 they’re going to pass a constitutional amendment that requires every senator to attend every session wearing soiled adult diapers

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to the midterm election results.

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

it feels like after 2007 people entered the industry with a completely different set of priorities, almost as if there were a revolution that prescribed that Children Should Be Thus (thus meaning neurotic, overly self-deferential — emotionally un-potty trained, so-to-speak)

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@Holamayan yes consider this a favor im doing you. stop screaming. it’ll only hurt more if you don’t listen.

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@Holamayan boiling people alive to send them to the place where they get boiled alive

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@Holamayan that’s why Hell was made

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

@qnygrwsn i know but they don’t all have usernames that can get wordplayed into smth like faggoyslave kikesaar

[h a y a e m p @2ndRwandanHasid]

my prose is wasted on this app