Cyrus the Great

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

Don't second guess the second wave! #Greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer You keep replying to me???

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer Maybe if you'd included more info in your presentation (like ours did), I'd be able to name one achievement that wasn't just a coined term.

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer The most "valid" thing you've said is that Cyrus the Great was awesome, which he was.

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer If I recall correctly, you complained about how your era had nothing so he changed it.

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer 600 BCE - 600 CE is "naturally" the Classical Period. You stole from us, we're just calling you on it.

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer No, you had to have the years reworked to actually make your era have something meaningful. Irwin explicitly told us we can keep 600-500 BCE

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer Irwin gave us permission to keep 600-500 BCE. You just get to ride on our coattails because you really needed something substantial.

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer Alexander revolutionized military strategy, Cincinnatus is a paradigm of civic virtue, and the Han Dynasty was awesome. Want more?

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer At least we were doing something.
And the Persian kings (Cyrus, Darius, etc.) were some of the greatest leaders and thinkers of all time.

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@leifthorgunna99 talks big without bringing up statistics, while our presentation easily had the most information. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer Alexander died naturally, Caesar's stabbing let Rome grow, Plato died of old age, and Socrates is just one example. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

Their era's so bad that they fight over who has to present it because no one wants to. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@leifthorgunna99 takes credit for the trade routes we created. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

Smashing success with this presentation. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@poet_homer just admitted that their government is corrupt and said it doesn't matter. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

@PreHis1000BCE And Persia from us. @poet_homer brag about being philosophers but they're actually thieves. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

How non-Persian was Alexander the Great?

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

One slave sold. ONE slave. Still thousands less than anyone else. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

People just laughed at the mere mention of the @poet_homer account. Ouch. #greatestera3

[Cyrus the Great @2ndWave1stPlace]

I'm having trouble roasting this era cuz they did so little (and they're bragging about Cyrus, who they've tried to steal!) #greatestera3