Second Cousin Cj

I reside just east of the central portion of southwestern northern Arizona.

[Second Cousin Cj @2ndcousinCj]

@PhRMA Get fucked

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

No matter how many times you throw away an unhoused person's tent - they still can't afford the rent.

[Second Cousin Cj @2ndcousinCj]

@JessicaLexicus This. Since I was a kid I’ve always thought that seeing the end would be the most fascinating exit. Was more hoping for a comet though.

[Second Cousin Cj @2ndcousinCj]

Something’s gotta give

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

me: god I have to spend 50% of my income on rent, food prices are going up, I have never been this impoverished

online neoliberal: you fucking dumb stupid “material condition” asshole. GNP per capita went up 7.21% last year??? idiot.

me: wow that’s great. thank u prez biden

[Second Cousin Cj @2ndcousinCj]

@GhostFreeOr1056 Oh shut the fuck up you sniveling dork.

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@billmaher scab

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@vodkanopants Know them feels

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@elonmusk Fuck you

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@rattlesnakeguy Whoops. Meant the whole situation in general. Little rusty on my Twitter skills.

[Second Cousin Cj @2ndcousinCj]

Here is a WILD story that occurs in 4 acts. Was not there to see firsthand but have it in high authority that it is 100% accurate.

My buddy lives in the Poltergeist house, but for snakes. Here’s what I mean…

[Second Cousin Cj @2ndcousinCj]

Buddy was able to bucket and safely relocate western diamondback who lives to see another day. WHAT A RIDE!

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Act 4: Freedom

THE WESTERN DIAMONDBACK WAS ALIVE AND ESCAPED!

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Act 2: Revelation

Upon closer inspection he realizes it is in fact another snake eating a rattlesnake. We think it’s a coachwhip? Have never seen a coachwhip eat a rattlesnake.

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@vodkanopants Back atcha

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@vodkanopants I know them feels

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@rattlesnakeguy If it were a snake it would have bit me.