John 🇺🇸

Mr. Stansbury, a USDAV, into baseball, technology, politics, and and knowing terrorists are still being blown up. 🇮🇱🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[XChat @chat]

Your encrypted chats deserve their own app.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/TM8Lk7AMGV

[John 🇺🇸 @2oft]

@jtLOL Which one? Nobody cares.

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@TSnlop It’s now 3:17. Yoinks.

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This is a man who has been in 40 bar fights

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@LibertyCappy @GigaBasedDad

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@nosoup4knowles It’s illegal to convert to Christianity in Iran right now 🇮🇷

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@Rothmus https://t.co/P7ZevFytik

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Californians Move To Texas | Season 2 Episode 1: The Rodeo

[Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) @TheMilkBarTV]

🚨IMPORTANT: Andrew Tate is now suing @X in a desperate attempt to obtain personal information about social media accounts that have been covering his ongoing criminal cases.

@elonmusk, will you stand by your commitment to protect anonymity on this platform?

[John 🇺🇸 @2oft]

@klara_sjo I can fix her

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@SoveyX After this she comes to your table and irons your clothes

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@MarindaVannoy1 @brockpierson That steak should be considered a war crime

[John 🇺🇸 @2oft]

And with that, a million legal aides start adding voice-to-text software to their work computers.

[XChat @chat]

Voice Notes on XChat are finally here.

[John 🇺🇸 @2oft]

@GigaBasedDad Seven

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@travelingflying Do not Google “Rule 34”

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@travelingflying @NotThatOtherBob I’d watch!

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@klara_sjo Unhinged Klara is the best Klara

[U.S. Attorney WDNC @USAO_WDNC]

DeCarlos Brown is in federal custody on a federal indictment. The state proceedings, including any competency finding in those proceedings, are completely separate.

[John 🇺🇸 @2oft]

@sizzle_sarah

[John 🇺🇸 @2oft]

Whelp, there goes what followers I had left.

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Pour one out tonight for the reply bots. This week is going to hurt 🪦