Tobi

Today is the first day of the rest of my amazing life. || Humanity over Religion.

#MUFC

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I’ve never ever seen Gbagada flooded in my life.

And I was born and raised there.

This is shocking.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

These days, making a bold statement or have a strong opinion about someone that isn’t from your tr!be can be agenda-lized easily

If Ycee wasn’t Yoruba as well, e for turn full blown tr!bal w@r…

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Please if your neighbourhood is flooded, make videos and post here to update us so we know where to avoid that particular day.

Thank you for your service to humanity.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I'm thinking we should have an annual Best Teacher Award where the best teacher each year wins ₦100 million.

We can have other categories too.

Something like a Grammy to celebrate and inspire teachers.

What do you think?

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Ironically, this heated "Olodo Uprising" conversation is actually a good sign for Nigeria.

Nigeria is finally having its first endogenous, organically-defined culture war over an issue that is intrinsically important to Nigerian society.

Every other culture war that post-colonial Nigeria has fought until now has been imported Yankee slop, or imported religious slop, or both (LGBTQ, 3rd wave Feminism, "sexual liberation", tithing, NYSC hijab, etc).

A society fighting internal culture wars over its own self-defined issues is a society that is finally obtaining an identity of its own. Long may the war continue, and may the olodos suffer crushing defeat that dooms their uprising to the chapters of a Jude Bela historical documentary released in 2045.

[ESQUIRE WEY DEY FIRE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 @Eneegmanuelllll]

Implication of this is that the woman selling Akara in this area won't be able to feed her children for at least 3 days 💔 💔 💔 💔

[Cjay🌎 @AnyanwuMalachy]

That was how they wanted to "sell off" one of my students that year during NYSC, barely 16 years because the man promised to finish training her in school.

The girl came to school and was crying until she confided in one of my female corp-member, who inturn came and told me and as the CLO.

I immediately mobilized some other corp members and went to see her parents.

In defense, the parents said the man will pay her bride price, but the girl will still remain in their house till she finishes school....them been wan whine us shaa because the girl already told us that the arrangement was she'll be going during holiday to see the man in Onitsha where he based.

Not letting in slide, we reported to the Igwe, who ensured that marriage didn't happen.

News later came out that the man in question was already married but was looking for a male child so he wanted to marry this girl secretly so she'll start making babies for him.

I just saw her post recently on Facebook, she's now serving and doing well in her fashion business in Enugu.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

• Very observant
• Can read you like a book
• Very easy to detach from people who don't respect them
• Don't care about other people's validation
• Calm and chill personality
• Will choose to be alone than date rubbish
• Talk less and do more
• If they like you, it's a solid one
• Will choose their peace over discomfort or disrespect
• They don't need to engage in different activities or events outside to meet people. They create their own happiness indoors
• Don't take their silence as weakness. They're dangerous people to mess around with

[The Presiding Bishop @Diokpa_Ifeanyi]

Awolowo said he doesn't want the children of his cooks or drivers to turn out to be cooks and drivers themselves, reason he made sure free and qualitative education was available to all in the Western region.

People dey defend frying Akara as economic empowerment in 2026

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

date people who flirt back

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The woman selling akara is not praying for her kids to take over the business. She wants to give her child an education that helps him compete in this world.

It is one thing to be overtly stupid. It is another to be heartless.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

This lady right here is a real life proof that Nigerian Twitter feminists will ruin your life if you listen to them.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

When her life begin Dey spoil, her father begged her to come back home.

She mocked her father on this app, “women supporting women” was clapping for her.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

Yall remember when men were advising this babe to listen to her Dad and go back home?

Guess the gender that kept cheering her up and supporting her wayward life decisions? Just take a look at😖

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This amazing surgeon is running for political office yet she still continues to do her job as a medical doctor.

This is the kind of example we need to have and the kind of models we need to celebrate society.

Not people who have no source of income and become fat cats stealing public funds.

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

Anything you Dey do for this life, no marry woman wey go embarrass you online Dey call am pettiness.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

No matter how you spin it, blocking and unblocking your partner multiple times is toxicity masquerading as “pettiness”. You’re not in secondary school anymore. Grow up pls.

[Millenium.py @the_millenium1]

It’s normal to block your partner but it’s not normal to block the men actively disturbing you in your DMs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Abraham Omolewa @OmolewaAbraham]

Imagine always protecting your babe’s public image, even arresting someone who insulted her.

Na wetin dem use reward am be that tweet.

Loverboys are endangered species.

[Boboye @namelessD_]

When Frank own happen na “God no go allow me marry man wey go dey keep malice with me inside marriage”

But if na women na “pettiness” and e no deep lmao no be life man come 😅