Andre Abrahamians

indie film producer. music publishing exec
all in good fun

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

@BravoTV when are going to make the Real Housewives of Yonkers?

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster... but with a tan

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

Don’t ask me how it’s going…I just ran out of Claude tokens

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

Remaking Little Mermaid today would have Ariel be like I WANT TO BE WHERE THE INFLUENCERS ARE

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

Don’t try to flirt on the bus. It’s bad form. We’re all looking for a partner to take us to the great beyond of a new Toyota Sienna

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

Have you ever gone to a fancy michelin star restaurant then gone home and ordered a Taco Bell Supreme Lux Box that was WAY better for $10? Privilege hits different.

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

Every “canceled” actor should bite the bullet and join a production company called “Second Chance Studios”

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

Nothing says “LA broke” like drinking a $18 Erewhon smoothie whilst riding the bus and swiping on Raya

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

My ex-GF texted me on Father's day...guess she misses Daddy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally

[Zach Baron @zachbaron]

50 years after directing the Godfather, Francis Ford Coppola is still chasing one last long-held dream: a movie no one else wants to make; a movie that he plans to spend $120 million of his own money on to make anyway. This was a very fun profile to write https://t.co/su8IiV5GP4

[Jamie Nash @Jamie_Nash]

That sudden realization that Baby Yoda must face a horrible demise between Mandalorian and Force awakens.

[Script Anatomy @ScriptAnatomy]

“I stopped writing Get Out about 20 times because I thought it was impossible… I thought no one would ever make this movie. But I kept coming back to it because I knew if someone let me make this movie, people would hear it and people would see it.”—Jordan Peele

[James V. Simpson @jamesvsimpson]

1917, Haunting of Hill House, Mare of Easttown, and Moneyball. Including so-called “unfilmablels” can help those reading a script have the cinematic experience you intend the audience to have. Done properly, it can bring your characters and scenes to life. #screenwriting

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

BuT He'S a ToY!

[Variety @Variety]

Watch the new trailer for #Lightyear now: https://t.co/aJ9hszggOA

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

Oh my

[Barry Jenkins @BarryJenkins]

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[Writers Guild of America West @WGAWest]

Middle Eastern Writers Ask Hollywood to “Take More Chances on Us” in Open Letter https://t.co/uHt20SuQmw via @thr

[Andre Abrahamians @2phoneandre]

I saw Kyrie Irving at the gym today. As a die-hard Warriors fan, I strongly resisted tackling him. Not because it was the right thing to do, but because I was worried he might fall off this flat Earth.