Crystal Wilkinson

Wife, mom of four, part time blogger. Faking it, until I make it and using humor to make it through the day.

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@WyndhamHotels The direct message option isn’t available for me?

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@WyndhamHotels showed up at our hotel 700 miles from home with our four children. The rooms we booked were not available.Front desk told us “too bad we don’t have it” and told us we could cancel without charge but had to call customer service. Customer service won’t refund.

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@nckhui Our Garner Schools are in desperate need of remodels. @EastGarnerMMS and @TimberDriveES especially. Timber Drive is 22 years old and never had a renovation!

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@MaryOglesby17 @WCPSS Everyone knows sports doesn’t spread covid. It’s not like there are groups of people clumped together yelling and breathing in each other. 🙄

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@MVPAward @m82labs Some colts aren’t a fan. 🐎

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@MaryOglesby17 They said that with the Covid guidelines for bussing there is no way for them to meet those guidelines with the middle and high schoolers. Those busses are packed 3 per seat. Cathy Moore was adamant that wouldn’t be hiring more drivers to meet that need. Which is absurd.

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@MaryOglesby17 @TimberDriveES @northgarnerms2 I agree. It’s not the teachers. It’s the school board and this impossible task they’ve set them up for. The whole situation sucks.

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@EastGarnerMMS Are we going to have team assignments in time to do the team meetings tomorrow?

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@NC_Governor @WCPSS has given parents a deadline of 7/20 to apply for Virtual Academy and we have 0 guidance for what the plan is for opening schools. WCPSS’s Plan B is a huge hardship for two parent working households and does nothing to reduce exposure for students in daycare.

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@m82labs What happens when you finish Netflix? Is there a bonus round or something? 😬

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@TimberDriveES @TheCoachKocher @MaryOglesby17 our signs are Twitter Famous!

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@m82labs Remember that time I left for an hour and they annoyed you instead of me?

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@m82labs This is fine, we’re fine. Everything is fine. 😬

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@PooleFamilyYMCA How do we get you to come to our neighborhood? I’d be willing to help get this organized with our HOA!

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

I was only at work for four hours. #quarentinelife #teachersdontgetpaidenough

[Mark Wilkinson @m82labs]

Today I was in a meeting and my youngest son ran in the room and said his brother was “stuck in the bathroom”. He then added “he can’t get the door to unlock.”

I went down stairs to find my 4 year old daughter had shoved a pair of scissors into the knob to try to unlock it. 1/2

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

Mark got bored, Luna now has her own Twitter. He doesn’t take my dog training seriously. #doodlesoftwitter #lunagooddog

[Luna Lovegood @LunaGoodDog]

Quarantine Day 17: One of the hairless bipeds that purchased me has developed a fascination with the stuffed predator animal she has named “bear”. She insists I retrieve it for her constantly. While this task does earn me treats, I find it exhausting.

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@MaryOglesby17 I counted the days today and was shocked that we are at Day 17. Also on episode 4 of Tiger King.

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

Virtual Spirit days with my three Timberwolves. @TimberDriveES @TheCoachKocher @MrsMcGuire427 @mrsfosters4th @queenofrcastle @marnell_katie #Quarantine #hearushowl #timberwolves

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@FedEx what’s going on? You used to be so reliable. This month my packages are delayed and having “delivery exceptions” with no attempt made to deliver them. One was on a truck in Durham for 6 days. Called and emailed and got zero followup. #badcustomerservice

[Crystal Wilkinson @2plus4makesus]

@TheCoachKocher @TimberDriveES @SEasternArea Congratulations Ms Tobin! ♥️♥️