mads

holy snopes

[mads @2radmads]

One of my middle schoolers at youth group tonight:

"Ya once on a test I answered something by saying that Jesus is the GOAT and my teacher corrected it by saying, 'usually he is referred to as the Lamb'"

[mads @2radmads]

Saw a couple running frantically down the street and the girl’s pants were falling down so her man straight up just grabs her belt loop and holds them up while they continue to run

Didn’t know what true love really looked like until now

[mads @2radmads]

@beks_136 @Morgan_Stearns We literally need nothing else

[Bekah Bennett @beks_136]

we may have 0 furniture to fill our house next year, but as of today we DO have a very large Christmas tree!! thankful to have that weight off our shoulders!! @2radmads @Morgan_Stearns

[mads @2radmads]

Forgot that summer makes you sweaty ://

[mads @2radmads]

Tried to sleep in on my first day of summer but woke up @ 8am.

What has college done to me

[The Dodo @dodo]

This guy had no idea when he started singing that whales would rush up to his boat — so he wondered what would happen if he dove down and really gave them a show 🎶 🐳

[mads @2radmads]

Someday I’m going to make my children scrape their shower tiles every three months to prep them for college #CalvinBound

[mads @2radmads]

This https://t.co/ProuQocMOE

[mads @2radmads]

If I seem distant it’s because I’m trying to figure out why I brought 40 sweatshirts to school with me

[mads @2radmads]

Ok but what’s more impressive...tulip time or the dandelions in the median on the east belt line???

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

BONJOUR

[mads @2radmads]

@bella_ebbert @rachelaxler @StrongGayArms Thank you for this

[dill @dillygoatscruff]

you have $5 to buy your perfect man, you’re welcome:
$1 - smooth talking
$1 - so rocking
$1 - got everything that a girls wanting
$1 - guitar cutie
$1 - plays it groovy

[mads @2radmads]

Prom season has become something I despise greatly

[mads @2radmads]

You know it’s the end of the semester when you leave class early because you’re hungry

[Champ. @___vaughan]

Girls actually go to work and school with cramps. They can be in a lot of pain but still act normal throughout the day. Superheroes

[mads @2radmads]

Why am I so incredibly bored by this video https://t.co/YxBL5eLvGw

[Mitchell Schroder @Schroder94]

@2radmads People coming out of their dorms for the first time since Nov