2scoopsfelix

shit poet

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄: 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘆

@mulaney reflects on working as a writer at Saturday Night Live and returning as host for the first time.

[Preto Don @DonTheCreator_]

no nigga is safe. she really dgaf if ur married, ugly, or gay 😭😭😭

[it's just me ⚢ @_blackloverboy_]

was thinking about using the term demisexual for myself but realized that I don't need a label to explain why I ain't fucking you

[kelsey @white_kate_moss]

Not even Richard Kind can escape the patriarchy

[molly @angelinrealtime]

reading Lena Dunham’s memoir and there’s something chic about the way she tried to fuck every single guy she ever met and only after that was unsuccessful did she settle for creative collaboration

[redacted @aquariusdays]

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

Damn she was actually like FIFTEEN

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @spoilshana]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[L @preozac]

avoidant mfs when they get avoided first

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

God how i love this Mexican woman

[LOKII @TheLOKII_]

addison rae in italy

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

@ameezingg it’s so hard loving him

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

#ballin

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

@ameezingg He really likes to walk on thin ropes 😭😭

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

She’s so me #hypocrites #istandwithher

[liv @westsidefo]

I have no problem with Sabrina, and I actually like most of her music, but it’s really funny to me how she tries to portray herself as a feminist man-hater who kills men in her videos, while simultaneously objectifying herself and clearly trying to appeal to men 😭

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

Close them like hello kitty!!!

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

@ameezingg Why is it so round 😭😭😭

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

I wonder what John Mulaney did to Lorne Michaels to not get a spot this season

[shawn @memesistential]

They already have the lineup for the May shows, btw. Dunno who they are though. Can’t read what’s on the board.

[acey ❀ @lizzbeaan]

just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL

[2scoopsfelix @2scoopsfelix]

@bylercity What did they put in season 5 to make you fucks so delusional 😭😭