2scoopsrice

he/him, 18+ please! freak shit, art enjoyer (all kinds.) fuck all bigotry and AI shenanigans. on the search for hot dude artists.

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

life would be so much easier if there was a very large worm that hated us

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

they gotta make beef shampoo. for guys

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

my memories and imagination actually run at 30 fps to save processing power in my brain but its an old system so it can only do so much

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

@lonelytiefling good bit nods sagely

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

Stop that

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

i think i'd be happier if I was still as into electro swing as I was when I was 17

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

the only way the silent should be sexy is if you're into gilfs. She needs to be a dusty leathery murder hag and that's IT

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

i like the silent fanart but people need to draw her OLD AS FUCK or its meaningless

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

@meweeze im not gonna lie to you the big bird is sick can you also just draw him aura farming or something

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

i think when pizza delivery drivers are in a car they should always have right of way due to how they are god's soldiers

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

my stellaris advisor when one of my councillors levels up:

[Kenton Ralph Toews @KentonC137]

Do you want to bond $RUNE to a node?

I have room for a new bond provider on my node.

Message me for more details.

[Moundshroud of the Mists @KKalvaitis]

Don't worry about it. There are no ratmen under the city conducting warpstone experiments. You're hallucinating.

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

the only reason people don't like april fools is because it seems like almost everybody lacks the gland in their heads that makes them think about whether a joke is funny or not before they do it

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

sometimes when i'm bored at work I pretend I'm The Doorman. I put my arm behind my back and talk to myself about The Baroness

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

Nothing better than a round of #SlayTheSpire2... Except maybe #PublicTransport 😄 #Yep #OnDaBus

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

youve caught me at a very CALLSIGN: "RADIOGUNK" time in my life

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

@Kalpeakoira I missed your work and your boy(s) so much!!

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

best day of my life, my twitter feed has finally started showing me fat sweaty hairy bara men that look like me and now my feed is 50/50 split between old man yaoi and gacha gooner anime slop and it feels like it finally knows what i like

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

somebody should make a song about the dog park. and going there

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

as a fat guy i feel like i shouldn't be able to start running so quickly. I feel like it should have a longer startup animation

[2scoopsrice @2scoopsmice]

@decaiien best day of my life