2some2dosome

He/himbo 31y/o

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Steven Gallardo @footjobluvr]

You truly aren’t Mexican if you haven’t lost everything and bounced the fuck back man

[fenlon @1fenlon]

being an addict is so ridiculous. like oh noo i can't stop having fun to the point that it's killing me

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇾🇸🇧🇳🇨🇰🇲🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The bad boy of major league eating. Sucking down dogs with an ankle monitor on is so sick. Gang shit

[Softboy @softboywin]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Mexicans kinda run indie rock

[マクロス instain mother @instain_mother]

Gas isnt $6 liberal its 5.89 with Buccees rewards and its a small price to pay to keep iran from opening the straight of hormuse and trump is living rent free in your head when u bitch about gas prices btw my truck uses diesel, i dont give a shit 🖕

[🐺 Bam🧛🏿 @LG0_Hendrixxx]

Niggas that can’t light a grill or change a tire got the most horrendous things to say to or about women

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

The Cherry Poppin' Daddies spoke of this.

[sara @_saracannon]

few people know this but the frozen margarita was invented in Dallas. How’s that for cultural export BIIIIIITCH

[🦈 @4Cobey]

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

[Coach Scott Frost @CoachFrost7]

IM DOWN TO MY DICK AND BALLS!!!! NO ONE ASK ME FOR NOTHING!!!!

[bum @BattleRapBum]

JEEZY LIKE TO DRANK
JEEZY LIKE TO SMOKE
JEEZY LIKE TO MIX ARM & HAMMER
WIT HIS COKE

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

bitches just say dumb shit during sex "fuck me!!" bitch ain't that what i'm doin 😭😏

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[zarberian @zarberiannnn]

yo but if there's a whopper jr that means... whopper...

my man 🤝😂