How do i explain to non brazilians that im bad at soccer but it's bc PE teachers are good at clocking ur queerness and they throw u to play volleyball/dodge ball w the girls and the gays
The next terrifier movie should introduce a normal mime who is oblivious to Art's murders, who Art is incredibly jealous of, wich starts a Buggs Bunny and Elmer Fudd'esq rivarly between the two, with Art trying to kill the other mime but ending up brutally hurting himself
Back when I was a junior in high school I won a 5 thousand dollar cruise from a local sweepstakes but I gave it to my girlfriend as a gift and three months later she broke up with me to go on a mormon mission to Nebraska