2Spooky

Suck my ass

[sel / alex 🍭 @ryrorot]

if you could suck your own dick would it feel like getting your dick sucked or would it feel like sucking dick

[ﾊﾞｰﾊﾞｵ @babao_fan]

うるせぇ！！！！！！！！！！！！！

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

you wish faggot, keep thinking about me

[2Spooky @2spookyforyou]

@Andrich_Galam Followed you instead

[JonnyBlox @JonnyBlox]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

[abriiiil @clasediferente]

el hijo de puta de mi gato es tan gordo q cuando se levanta del sillón deja un crater

[🎨Sifyro | Team Comedy @sifyro]

sylveon waton

[Phra 🦩 WHA brain @philgollins]

@nuguomi this is how I was coping

[2Spooky @2spookyforyou]

@juiceGME @Doge95810980 @redcheesecake17 @Simon_Hypixel Hey so it's been like 3 hours and you're still smashing your greasy fingers against your keypad or keyboard but yeah they're the ones barking

[2Spooky @2spookyforyou]

@juiceGME @Simon_Hypixel How do you expect someone to reply to asking permission to impersonate and profit off their deceased child?

[2Spooky @2spookyforyou]

@juiceGME @Simon_Hypixel Has he supported it?no

[2Spooky @2spookyforyou]

@juiceGME @Simon_Hypixel He reached out,got no response,and proceeded anyway

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“Walking three feet to change a disc is inconvenient”

[Silverlight550 🇦🇷☀️ @Silverlight550]

"Chie has never looked this cute"

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

it’s me mitch mcconnell and i am alive and well

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

I just had a 20 minute phone call with Lindsey Graham, the Senator from South Carolina and he said oooh help me it’s so hot here oh lord I’m on fire help help oh no I’m in hell because of my actions and my policies oh nooooo

[tippity @tippity]

Claims to be pro life