chaotic gremlin

[R.J. @rjgl89]

This was the best decision of my life. I want to leave work early just to see her. Even when we’re asleep I wake up if our feet aren’t touching lol

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

boooooooooooooo

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

#BREAKING | Sony Pictures has acquired Texas-based movie theater chain Alamo Drafthouse. Sony said it will continue to welcome content from all studios and distributors at the dine-in theaters.

https://t.co/ENzUW6dGBP

[GL @gldivittorio]

College students can either be inept over sensitive blue haired snowflakes with useless liberal arts degrees or they can be a force that merits deploying 500 paramilitary police officers to combat, not both

[taco belle @animalologist]

This girl I went to high school with went straight from having 0 evidence of any man on her IG to the engagement ring pic hard launch, and I really respect tf outta that

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

hiiiiiiiii lmk ✨❤️🥰

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

Omg just saw Taylor’s new bf on a commercial it’s crazy how fast his career took off after she brought him to the limelight

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

you’re not a “plant dad” you’re a whore with a mustache

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

@awhlivee Olivia you’re GLOWING

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

Yes I was drunk when I tweeted this but I stand by it

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

Okay picture this. Drunk history except it’s ex religious gen z telling bible stories from memory

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

Stanford, a friendly Rhodesian Ridgeback dog, is trying to find his forever home before it's too late 💔 https://t.co/wwdom9QZ9m

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

@emilaaaaaaayy Who 🥹🥹🥹👀👀👀

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich https://t.co/QanG1HsWl8

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

General rule of thumb to live by — if the government is telling us not to worry, but arrests journalists covering the thing we’re being told not to worry about, then we should probably worry.

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

Coming in at a close second is Trader Joe’s cashier bc why are you holding onto my cart so we can keep talking. And why are your tattoos that slutty

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

I’m sorry but the sluttiest job is a barista. There’s no reason you’re holding eye contact w me for that long.

[astro 🌌 @jre_2011]

The whole “woman overreacting at the gym” thing very quickly turned into “women always overreact and are actually never in danger or the recipients of unwanted interactions”

[artemisscribe (kinda back?) @noolivesthnx]

@luvu2golka okay but what if SHE's the hitman and someone's trying to kill her and because he looks like that the people hunting her assume it's him when really he's the cute lil travel blog dude who loves trains.

[chaotic gremlin @2starprsonality]

Anytime I’m going in for a wax after it’s been a while I feel like I’m going to confession like “it’s been 3 months since my last wax and I’m so sorry for what I’ve done”