caro.

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quick message to the boomers telling us to move on

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Pleased to officially announce Red Team’s chat counterpart 🟦

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marked safe from soft forks

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Plebs keep DMing me asking why I’m talking to @BritishHodl

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Crashed out again but it wasn’t about Cold Card

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Slow down for a sec

We just went from “put your Bitcoin keys on a calculator” to “accchhtually you gotta put your Bitcoin keys on two different calculators from two different still unproven manufacturers PLUS loop in a trusted third party to hold a THIRD set of keys but don’t worry it’s not REALLY a trusted third party because we call it “collaborative custody” so it’s like, different, and yes they will take maybe 1-2 business days to sign a transaction for you so if you’re in another emergency like with what happened with cold card wallets getting drained recently then they’re not gonna be able to help especially if it’s on the weekend when customer support is closed then ur really screwed even though Bitcoin is supposed to have 24/7 liquidity but not in this scenario but that’s okay because this multi sig setup we are recommending still passes most Bitcoiner’s purity tests so you’ll still be well liked in the group chat”

Am I crazy? The fuck happened to this place?

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Where my head is at

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daniel prince is a pleb lover

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My response to @dotkrueger calling out my ties to Big Bitcoin

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new crash out alert

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He says they are not to be trusted with Bitcoin

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Pledditor hates boomers

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Frick you @BigSeanHarris I’m not a fed and I have proof

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Fence sitters are the only ones willing to sacrifice their social capital to save the world

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I apologize to @TheSamsPodcast and @Puncher522

I have never screwed up so bad in my life

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STRCGBT

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.@GrassFedBitcoin

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♾️/STRC

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I’m jealous of Fred Krueger’s social capital

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Stop talking to me about scammers