tori

BLM. she/her. trying not to ruin my kid’s life. confusing. a menace to society. and just very disappointing.

[tori @2thicktori]

i love my kid so much i was just thinking about how my favorite color is green and wondering when i decided that because for the longest time it was blue but i started loving green when he did 😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I rebuke the cycle of living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow, favor, and provision

[z🍒 @shortshortsrry]

some things never change

[tori @2thicktori]

thinking about how my gf turned on the big light while i was sleeping to find her pants for work and when she said sorry she didn’t turn it off so i snapped at her and said “ARE you?” before pulling the blanket over my face and then she was scared to give me a kiss goodbye 😭💀

[Bunny @babybunnyrry]

2000s white boying just like god intended

[tori @2thicktori]

whenever i make something that comes out really well my gf tells me i put my pussy in it and i think that’s a double brag 😌

[aether @bluewdrift]

the best thing you can do for yourself is actively increase your surface area for luck to hit you. go outside, try new cafes, museums, events, take a new route home, speak to people, ask questions, side quest. the more you do, the more serendipity and synchronicity will find you.

[tori @2thicktori]

@taliadion_ thank so much!!!! i have never been more excited for a job in my life lmao

[tori @2thicktori]

i quit my fuck ass job 🤪 and will be making $3/hr more and working from home I AM SO HAPPY

[lolo heard sweet creature ⭑ ⋆｡˚ @phhyearner]

does it ever just how fast
drive you crazy the night changes

[tori @2thicktori]

saw something that said to ask your kid to describe you in three words so i asked ben and he said “good, perfect, and pretty” 🥹 and i told him he was “kind, funny, and smart”

[tori @2thicktori]

ig saw it first 🥸 #NewProfilePic

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Requiring doctor’s notes to excuse sick days is inherently classist in a country without universal healthcare, and it is wild how little that is discussed.

[tori @2thicktori]

if i show these messages to a judge do u think i’ll get a lesser sentence for m*rder?

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I never stopped being a weird girl I just got sexier

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[tori @2thicktori]

jealous of people with long nail beds

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

@mskmalibu Need more women comfortable with being “the villain” instead of swallowing disrespect to seem nice.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[L 🏳️‍🌈 @LsSunflowers]

something about the night changing

[goma @soigomaa]

And we're killing them all with pesticides.....#savethebees