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sefen bucks

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I promise you no mosquito has ever bit me and lived to tell the story

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Getting a new ID today just cuz I’m feeling handsome 🤭

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I can’t believe I get to live at the same time as Jeremy Fragrance

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Just realized I haven’t even done a cannonball yet this summer

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@NBA_University Fox
Ant
Scottie
AD
Şengun

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Woulda thought she was the Lisan Al-Gaib the way she ride my worm

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Shame Wembanyama went to play in the nba he could’ve been the greatest drywaller of all time

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I kinda like walking through the rain at night it makes me feel like John wick

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@OddsShark 1 million billion 🫶

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I thought he was holding a footlong for a sec

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I’m being a pistons fan tn #breakthestreak

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The Jeff Dunham Art Museum

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Yea I actually have 5 jobs:
- selling ig captions on Etsy
- Ravens/Twolves parlay
- YouTube weed critic
- scratch off lottery tickets
- be a mentor for my nephew

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@Cdawgg88 Got a nice new dish drying rack super excited to use

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Just went to the mall and got some new stuff

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I’m fully tapped in with the aura of the PS4 Homescreen music

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I wonder what the good doctor is up to today

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This Taco Bell doing a speed run through my digestive tract

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Starting a gofundme after my clash of clans base gets raided

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Won a chip in the first year

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Buying 2k24 solely to fix the wolves on GM mode