Joe Rumrill

I’m that guy from no things / comedy writer and performer

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Dropping a linktree at almost 5pm on a Friday is the new punk rock

https://t.co/KT4tJDushU

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Tickets can be purchased here! Wow, such reasonable rates!
https://t.co/0edeaNp1kr

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Picking this wildly opportune time to hop back on here to announce EXTENDED CURFEW a new LA stand-up showcase at the Comedy Store Belly Room
Featuring incredible comics like @ClarkKimberlyL @Milan_Patel @JAdomian Ali Macofsky and Julio Torres!!!
Hosted by @middleKidGould and I!

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Kids will now want THIS corn muffin mix over others, nicely done

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Very good, no notes

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Awesome, this guy definitely needed an update

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Ah great, another crowd-work clip…

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You can probably guess what senior superlative I got: “Noblest”

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

There’s only 2 men that can save them…

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Happy Father’s Day from your old pal Joe Rumrill

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Father’s Day Carolers on Porch Belting Out Breathtaking Renditions of Thin Lizzy Songs https://t.co/Xbylsr37U1

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Ah man, I wouldn’t have bought these pretzels if I knew they had to be kept in a Steven Wright set…

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Hoping the big long shower I just took will last me a few days

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Just putting this out there: there should still be pterodactyls, I think. Definitely wouldn’t mind looking up at the sky and seeing a few of those fellas once in a while

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Here we go…

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Humorous modern comic relief character in the inevitable Flintstones reboot

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Dang! Talk about the FALL OF ROME!!!

[EverythingNowShow @everything_now_]

There’s a show tonight and it’s got @pizzamannion and @2tonbug on it and that’s a big deal within the “I need a great show to watch on Thursday night from 7-9pm PST” community

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Difficult to feel danger, huh??

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan explains why he didn’t use CGI for the nuclear explosion in ‘OPPENHEIMER’.

“I find CGI rarely is able to grab you. It tends to feel safe. Even if it's impressive and beautiful, it's difficult to make you feel danger.”

(Source: https://t.co/Uc4N9sO6Kh)

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

@TisherTisher @ndyjwaldron @JWilliger @Folkways @LongNeckLass Yeah, it’s only available on Tidal

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

My latest for the Hard Times

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Singer in Critical Condition After Hearing Own Isolated Vocal Track
https://t.co/1DyXdaVwj9

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Loving my new Apple Vision Pros

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Gotten so many of these the past few months that I actually had to go back and check that my resume wasn’t accidentally typed in human blood or anything

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Me seeing a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign

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I predict I will do a bit where I ask “mind if we switch to Bupkis real quick?” 3-4 times

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

What are your predictions for the finale of SUCCESSION?