Mandaza

MASTER IN INDUCTIVE DEDUCTIONS! Let the LORD be MAGNIFIED!

[Mandaza @2toneglory]

Every time you procrastinate, you reinforce that behavior. You’re training your brain to avoid hard things. Over time, this creates a self-sabotaging identity

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Florentino Perez intentionally making a €150m bid to Atletico Madrid so they reject it and put a €500m price tag on him and prevents Barcelona from signing him.

My president.

[Zilani. @254Quantum]

Fuck Cancer!

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

working for this nigga gotta be terrifying 😭

[We$t @flygodT]

Olise might just be a shy guy but since he looks good & has swag they’ll call him nonchalant, never seen anyone call Kante nonchalant 😆

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Last week, A talking stage invited me to his apartment. He was there with five other friends of his. Suddenly, all of them started receiving phone calls and excusing themselves until we were only two people left in the room. I also received a phone call and excused myself.

[👁️ @WolffHVLines]

Corrupt niggas who were scared of women in uni and they’re now settling the score.😭👍🏿

[🎬N @Nino12x]

Lamine shows love to Cole Palmer 🤝

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

He owns Aviator?? Getting rich off addiction and bad decisions has to be one of the coldest business models ever😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[Dolfijnmanjohns @Dolfijnmanjohns]

@BallinFFB It’s football.

Sincerely,

The continent that invented the US.

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

Football fans may not agree on everything, but we can agree on one thing. It's called FOOTBALL.

[Benassi @Benassi_ef]

Just imagining the amount of Cocaine that was sold and snorted over the weekend in Monaco

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

I could be wrong, but I think you misread the play there brother

[ajibs @ajigsayomide]

Speed was right about him

[Kid Chaos. #Discipline Sucka Free. @KidChaosMIA]

I was talkin to a girl for a few weeks one time n when I went to pick her up for the first date, we got like ten minutes up the road n she said sumn like “ion know if i feel like being out fr”. I replied “i feel you” n immediately took her back home n spent the rest of the night getting “you’re sensitive” n “I ain’t mean it like that” texts. Idc. All I gotta do is sniff I’m more into you than you are fw me n it’s clipped. Yall niggas are just desperate n have no dignity. Ida left expeditiously

[Mandaza @2toneglory]

This what happen when you try to make a loser feel adequate

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Y'all niggas be going for anything😭😭😭😭

[CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ @lilyachty]

I can't wait till we get famous , all you thats not fuckin with me gonna try and fuck wit me and ima say hellllllnah.fuckyou.

[rave* @rareblurs]

mf at 0:08 tried the nonchalant gimmick and got smacked 😂😂

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

americans when they find out that world cup games go to a shootout after extra time