Wise Guy

FC Bayern! Basti 😍 #MiaSanMia

[DEVIN (D.A.T) @DEVIFCB_]

@iMiaSanMia LEON GORETZKA IS NO LONGER PLAYING FOR MY CLUB

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

@SeanMur14666364 @BernBidenTrump @Thor_xddlol @Simon_Ingari Oh shoot, I guess we close down the store because everyone took the day off. Lmao pto can be denied and then you could be fired for breaking attendance policy.

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

@BillyB60505543 @progressiveJem @pussypearI @pattyrickk So just incline more to compensate?

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

Am I getting this wrong, or is this the same rule just flipped to the other side of the defender? So it is still decided in the same way as before

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: FIFA have opened the door to Arsene Wenger's new offside rule!

A player will ONLY be offside if he has FULLY passed the last defender, so it won't be decided based on a body part anymore.

The rule could enter the game of football from NEXT SEASON already.

— @RMCsport

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

@KaptainKartoff1 @BroUncultured @russellhbrooks @Simon_Ingari You obviously don't know how US labor laws work. Neither of those are valid reasons to be laid off and would result in a lawsuit.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

America is waking up today to learn that Capitol Police turned CIA orchestrated the pipe bombs on January 6th, and the FBI has covered it up for over fours years. I questioned FBI Dir. Wray, ATF Dir. Dettlebach, and FBI asst Dir. (over DC) D’Antuono under oath. All played dumb.

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

Tax fraud has never sounded like such a good idea

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

Insane when you think about it. Paying into social security until you are 70. Most brain dead solution to the problem to keep raising the age.

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Unbelievable…

Rand Paul wants you to be 70 Years old before you can collect social security, OR, raise everyone’s social security tax to 25% to keep it at 67.

The life expectancy for an American today is 78.4 years. So he wants Americans to enjoy only 8 years of peace (if they’re lucky) before they die.

All the money we’ve been putting into that social security pot over the decades… where the heck is it?

Our politicians have robbed us blind.

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Should be public execution for all to see-you will end this bullshit fast!

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

@BayernSkeptic Just scrollijg my TL but im avoiding posting so I dont get myself in trouble lol

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

Why should we be paying for their diabetes? Huge RFK W

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

I can’t wait till MAGA finds out they can no longer buy soda with their food stamps.

Or ice cream

Or candy

They’ll find out the first time they go grocery shopping

Can’t miss this one

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

Ive never been to Egypt so im clear right?

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

A Bible lesson for MAGA:

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

Losing your job sucks, but why do these government employees act entitled as if regular people don't lose jobs all the time and this is the end of the world.

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

@MrDeepestvoice And factoring in body fat is tricky because I went up a few percent in body fat. I probably have done right about 20lb of muscle over 5 years.

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

Probably takes an average guy 5 years to do that naturally.

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

@MrDeepestvoice Depending on training diet I'd say 20lb of muscle in 3-5 years. Some people would do that faster. I went 150-180 in almost 5 years.

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

3-4 Dads after church can knock this out in 15 min.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

@VP Cool that we can just change the constitution with tweets now

Trump is going to love this new rule

[Wise Guy @2wiseguysinc]

I think there is a big either genetic or conditioning component here. Some people enjoy lifting or cardio and some hate one or the other or both.

Heavy squats, deadlifts are also a different game than Bicep curls to failure

[Chris @knowclarified]

Lifting is 10x easier than cardio

The extremely tiny skeleton running at 17km /hr on the treadmill has way more willpower than any bodybuilder