𓆩 g r e y 𓆪

“burn it all…”

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

also an f1 driver is literally the last person on earth to ask you what you’re doing on the WEEKEND 😭😭

[🇵🇸 #CUT44LEWIS @mydearlewis]

do they know theres like 10 f1 drivers in the world

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

being 27 is weird cause like my closest friend is a 68 year old white woman but im also friend with her 19 year old granddaughter. what a time to be alive.

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

homie of mine was getting sober and clean. going on 6 months now. was leaving his sponsors house when he gets hit by a drunk driver. cruel fucking world. rest easy jt.

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

well yeah. why the fuck would i ever date an anti-vaxxer?

[💌 @toastycharm]

Honestly, if you got the Covid vaccine, I think you should only date other people who also got that vaccine

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

do men genuinely think a trash can in the bathroom is so you can throw used toilet paper into it??? have you never lived with a woman before? no mom??? no sister??? no auntie????

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Toilet paper goes in the toilet, and I’m not debating it with anyone. Having a trash can in the bathroom is unhygienic.

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

the fucking mouse is about to be in fortnite? oh lord

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

😈

[Triple Bee Art @BeeArtt]

My token straight couple ✨

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

@barkgrl like? her parents already damn near sold her off to him so they didn’t give a fuck. realistically what was her dad—who didn’t give a fuck his 13 year old child was being molested by a grown man—gonna do to him? pops certainly wasn’t going to tell the police.

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

why do you need a motel marketed specifically for sex? just fuck in any hotel? it’s not like the hotel staff is standing in the room with you the entire night watching to make sure you don’t fuck because it’s not a “love hotel”?????

[athena 💌 @freakytimebomb]

DID YOU KNOW AMERICANS HAVE NO MOTELS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED AND ADVERTISED FOR SEX??????????

they just fuck wherever???!!!!!!!!

[flo 🎀 @erodarryx]

“a picture can’t hurt you”

the picture:

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show.

Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories.

And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

when your antidepressant makes you even more suicidal

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

my mother has been dead for 14 years and i don’t remember her voice at all so yeah it’s entirely possible to not recognize a voice you haven’t heard in 20 years.

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

how didn’t penelope recognize odysseus’ voice when he returned? does your voice really change that much in 20 years or was she just playing along?

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

well yeah cause you’re a man and it’s a space for WOMEN. so of course the event wasn’t about you?????

[aaron 🇵🇸/ #ProtectTransKids @successfulemo]

this reminds me of one time i wanted to go to a sapphic night in lakewood with my friends but i was nervous to show up as a trans guy, so i messaged the organizer and she said i could come but to "remember who this event is for." 🙃 needless to say i didn't go.. where *do* i go?

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

now i see my mental health screening are such a massive deal in the US for pilots. they straight up won’t let you fly at all (most of the time) if you have any type of history of mental illness like depression. this is harrowing.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

A student pilot successfully landed a small plane after her instructor told her "you know what to do," grabbed his cell phone, opened the cockpit door, and leapt to his death.

https://t.co/Z7APrKL68v

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

HUGE news for bdoubleO100

[Cartoons On The Moon @CartoonsOTMoon]

Primer vistazo a la cama de paja en Minecraft:

Este objeto finalmente permite saltarte la noche sin cambiar tu punto de respawn.

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

was she just suppose to sit in the house and do nothing for the rest of eternity???? she is just running errands and minding her business like a normal weekday lmfao

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 Travis Kelce's ex Kayla Nicole was spotted for the first time since Taylor Swift's wedding. https://t.co/nQtD0OM0bX

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

well yeah. why would woman be on a dating app made for men who want to hook up with other men? this makes total sense.

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

@FinBalling @notedgoon ao3 was created by people who wrote wincest fanfic (wincest being the ship name for sam and dean who are brothers from the show supernatural). the site was literally created by people who wrote and indulge in incest fics.

[𓆩 g r e y 𓆪 @2ynthx]

robinhood using AI people in their youtube commercials is freaky as fuck and gives very uncanny valley vibes. doesn’t make me want to use their service at all.