Tony Stark

I am Iron Man.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

There are two ways to get me motivated: Food and Sprite. I’ve gotten this far on those two things alone.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@hrhcashcarter @khardin480 @enews Wait, she apologised? I’ve not been keeping up with any of it as I respect their privacy, but I hope they’re still on good terms .

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@PepperPotts2012 As long as I’m with you, I could be eating gravel and it’d still be the best thing in the world.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

Another morning with the beautiful Pepper Potts. You are my best friend and I’m so lucky to have you pep <3

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@parkerstark Because it stabs you in the back

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

I’ve come up with a new suit design. It puts a blade in your back if you get captured so you don’t get tortured. I’m calling it the “RodgersProtocol”.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

He said, and I quote, “I’m not leaving this room until you stop flirting with May” to which I replied “good because nobody likes an audience”. Sometimes it’s just too much fun winding the kid up 😂

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@StxrLxrdP Oh no... not you. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@stephenxstrang1 Well you should’ve thought about that before coming between me and my Pizza.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@OdinsonThunders @StabbySnakes The picture of you and a damn snake Pointbreak.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@DatParkerDork PETER!!! I’m calling Aunt May and you’re going home.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@ChampagneSpidey Kid, seriously, don’t. You’re starting to make me doubt my own memories.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

So I ordered a WHOLE pizza last night... at 4am. I woke up at 6am and it’s already completely gone. Which of you heathens living in my Tower did this?!?!

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@Benign_Asset I’ve done a lot more for a lot less.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@stephenxstrang1 Pack you bags... and leave.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@thefastestboi I shouldn’t have to when it’s in MY house!

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@DaddyJacksxn_ Pack your bags, and leave.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@Benign_Asset You know what, you’re right. I am pretty rich. And if you want to keep on living in that tower of mine, I suggest you stop annoying me.

[Tony Stark @3000StarkTony]

@stephenxstrang1 Strange... what did you do?