Michael Allen

Author | Books & Screenplays

[Michael Allen @300BeerWeekend]

I start a hundred conversations
That never happened in real life.
If that line makes sense to you, this song was written for you.

Overthinking Everything

🎵 https://t.co/asRPH1NjtJ

[Michael Allen @300BeerWeekend]

Mongolian throat singing with dolphin noises probably would get recommended to 4 million people overnight, while a carefully constructed emotional narrative album gets 17 streams and one confused guy from Nebraska.

https://t.co/aljYhzCzMF

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Have you ever looked through Amazon Haul? It's a lot of useful and different things at unbelievably low prices.

Decompression shirt - $10
Sink strainer - $2
iPad stand - $10
Glue gun - $7

See what I mean? Give it a look...

https://t.co/fqUUttJU2B

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When RFK Jr. and AOC have a staring contest.

It's like Scooby Doo and Sleepy Joe...

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I Rise
by Pit House

Another banger! If you haven't been paying attention, this is new and they're coming...
https://t.co/d5bg6J4nhC

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Look at this! I have a chance of winning...

So, do I call them? Send the flowers? How do you win this thing?

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All The Space In Between
by Pit House

https://t.co/yhPZvUQB1o

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Another hit by Pit House
Young Star

https://t.co/L20PjMpnoK

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Little Feet in the Sand by Pit House
A new band slowly emerging...

https://t.co/bbciil5Dfz

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Milana Vayntrub at the Premiere of Project Hail Mary

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Sterling K. Brown said he spends time with himself, and you know that means. It doesn't need to be spelled out for you.

How is that NSFW? He said it in G-Rated words. I've heard worse in cartoons...

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@lady_valor_07 There's a good bit going on but that hair is definitely 80s style. Nothing's new so a few years have gone by on most of these models. And I just have to say, a crockpot on top of the TV is just plain wild.

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@RealJamesWoods Welcome! It's the part of the political spectrum that makes the most sense.

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Courtney Clenney having fun in court because her murder charges aren't that serious to her.

Someone let her know that the judge and the jury are watching and her actions in court will affect the outcome...

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Do you think they did this on purpose or are just totally clueless?

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Franz Reichelt Jumps Off Eiffel Tower

Big time parachute fail!

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Shia LaBeouf beat down in New Orleans. Different sources have varying stories, but this video shows him headbutting a guy and then getting beaten down by someone else.

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@ChrisRed65 @elonmusk Not quite. I mean, Epstein's dead. But look at all the other sick and deranged individuals in the files. What about their victims?

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Margaret Qualley and Lera Abova enjoy a unique scene in Honey Don't when they finally meet. Margaret plays Honey, and Lera plays Chere, two names that almost mean the same thing.

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Margaret Qualley as Honey in Honey Don't with Charlie Day playing Marty, a detective who sits behind his desk with terrible advice about investigations.

By the way, there's something special about Margaret Qualley. Do you know what it is?