Randy P

I’m tryna save the culture without losing myself

[Randy P @301RandyP]

To whom it may concern,
Here’s my resignation.

Two Weeks Notice (album)

https://t.co/gQJpUBYYwo

[Randy P @301RandyP]

@Chris_NYY28 Saving this for when this inevitably happens

[Randy P @301RandyP]

@IamDijami Chad Hutchinson

[ESPN @espn]

BACK-TO-BACK NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‼️

Texas takes the #WCWS Finals sweep 🔥💪

[Randy P @301RandyP]

🤘🏽🤘🏽

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

LIGHT THE TOWER 🤘🏆

[Randy P @301RandyP]

The ladies really bout to do it 🥹

[Texas Softball @TexasSoftball]

Kayden Henry on the beat, SHABANG 💥

#HookEm

[Randy P @301RandyP]

I would simply murder and accept whatever consequences. Cuz fuck no bruh

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: A celebrity Border Collie with 1.5 million followers was allegedly stolen in China, sold to a restaurant for $27, killed, & eaten.

[Randy P @301RandyP]

Tell Dak to take the day off against the Rams

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Cowboys will have joint practices during training camp with the Rams and Saints

[Hot Take Freddie @HotTakeFreddie]

I’ve been playing Madden since 2001. The best era for the franchise was from 2003-2007. That said, these are the two best Madden games ever made IMO.

[Mir🇹🇹🍊 @NHB_JAMIR]

This was Chidobe Awuzie's entire career as a Cowboy

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Randy P @301RandyP]

@dewidallas You might’ve been one of the few I’ve seen that didn’t have Wilt to get to 82 🔥 good shit

[Randy P @301RandyP]

Not hard at all (took me half the work day)

[Randy P @301RandyP]

Oh yeah this my speed now

[wzrd skelly @BlockRelated]

@ItalianFiesta https://t.co/ItxqWmqVKX

[Nathan Neighbors @MrCatphin]

When I played this the first time and 20s popped up I thought I was gonna have to pick some cat named Licky Bonefinger

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

The timeline is important here.

On December 9, 2024, Micah said this to Todd Archer:

You see a lot of times, the highest-paid player, and we see they don't have weapons. I'd rather just be in the best situation. At that point, I don't think there's a big difference between $30 and $40 million. I don’t need 40.”

That is very different from what he is saying here. Micah says that he had to be the highest paid EDGE for guys like Will Anderson and Aidan Hutchinson.

[Randy P @301RandyP]

80’s Miami Heat is pissing me tf off

[Karan @ksenguptaa]

This 82-0 game is fun but Lebron being all 5 positions is crazy glaze. Also stop giving me 2000s Charlotte man

[Randy P @301RandyP]

@philfanacc I been trying this shit all morning smh

[Randy P @301RandyP]

This man really bout to ask for $40M 😭

[Clarence Hill Jr @clarencehilljr]

Pickens is the better player

[Randy P @301RandyP]

Damn that’s crazy

[Inside Maryland Sports @Terrapins247]

People forget that Kevin Garnett was Maryland bound if he didn’t enter the NBA out of high school 🤯

[Randy P @301RandyP]

Pickens won’t be in Dallas next year smh price of the brick keep going up

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Just in: The #Falcons and WR Drake London have agreed to a 4-year, $141M extension, per @AdamSchefter.

The former No. 8 overall pick has caught 309 passes for 3,961 yards and 22 TDs in four seasons and is now one of the highest-paid receivers in football.