305 Miami Real Estate

Love the Miami real estate market! With year-round sun, amazing culture, and stunning beaches, this is an amazing place to live.

[305 Miami Real Estate @305MiamiRealEst]

Today was the “Last day-of beautiful pedestrian #oceandrive. Where restaurants could’ve had more outdoor space. Families with kids+pets room to enjoy + exercise in the street peacefully. I’m grateful while it lasted. Now back to cars +noise+wild behaviors.@BikeWalkMB @OASMiami RT

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

This man walked up to a Tesla and stabbed the tire multiple times. Let’s make this guy famous on 𝕏

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

Unexpected financial collateral damage from the recent Great Eggflation:

Due to all others being out of stock, I was forced to either go eggless or buy these fancy expensive eggs

Bought them and realized the yolks are 10x oranger. The eggs taste better

Now I can never go back

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

I met Mark Zuckerberg 🦎

[Purple Unicorns @Purple_Unicornz]

It’s all very shocking to believe Emmanuel Macron got away with lying to France about his wife’s gender. Until Xavier Poussard shows this photo. I was blown away. Bridgette Macron is a man. #XavierPoussard #CandaceOwens #becomebrigitte

[John Cerrone 🇺🇸 @jc_limitless]

Canadian explains Trumps tariffs. 👇🏽

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Immediately following Trump's tariff announcement, the value of both the Canadian dollar and the Mexican peso are in freefall.

Don’t mess with the United States of America.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

President Trump’s the Deep State BLOODBATH in the past 24 hours:

- All federal prosecutors handling January 6th cases fired, computers locked and marched out of their offices by security.

- David Sundberg, the FBI Assistant Director at the helm of the January 6th investigations, has been fired.

- 20 leaders of FBI field offices have been escorted out of FBI buildings around the country

- The 51 intelligence officers who spread misinformation about Hunter Biden's laptop and interfered in elections are now banned from entering federal properties.

- Federal employees are now required to return to the office, with non-compliance leading to termination.

- John Bolton and John Brennan have been permanently banned from government buildings.

- Jarold Harold Rogers has been indicted for compromising U.S. trade secrets to China

- Ban on all use of pronouns in government communications

- All 2 million Feds sent a resignation offer

This purge marks the beginning of the end for the corrupt tyrants in Washington.

11 days in and the swamp has been drained.

[305 Miami Real Estate @305MiamiRealEst]

Wholly 💩

[Adriana Martinez @AdrianaVeterin]

¡Arriba la mano los que creemos que la música de este Hijueputa es una mierda!

[Tosca Austen @ToscaAusten]

Barack Obama deported 3 million people in 2014, easily outpacing any other President.

No congresswomen knelt at the border weeping, nor were there billboards across the nation calling Obama a ‘dictator’ and
a ‘racist’

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Singer Avery starts crying, says she has been diagnosed with a bone-thinning disease from Ozempic, begs her followers not to take the drug.

She says she has osteoporosis & osteopenia after taking the drug to lose weight.

“Please use me as an example.”

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

@POTUS America is the Greatest country in the world!
Mass deportations, secure the border and save the babies.

Don’t like America? GTFO.

[Emmanuel Rincón @EmmaRincon]

Congresista @MaElviraSalazar: "Si Maduro no recibe al Tren de Aragua, @nayibbukele lo hará. Tiene cárceles muy grandes. Tengo información sobre esa opción"

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

BREAKING: Popstar and MAGA supporter Lana Del Rey commented on Selena Gomez’ viral video: “you should pack your bags and go back to Mexico. Take your abuela with you”

[305 Miami Real Estate @305MiamiRealEst]

@BecauseMiami @MayorDaniella That's a he?

[305 Miami Real Estate @305MiamiRealEst]

Virgin Mary 🙏🏻 Amen

[The War on Beauty @thewaronbeauty]

Melania is the second Catholic First Lady after Jackie O 🤍

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

I am not related to selena Gomez. Deport all the illegals, even if they fake cry.

I didn’t see her fake crying for the 300,000 missing children or hosting illegals in her mansions.

🚩 Justin Bieber dodged a bullet.

[305 Miami Real Estate @305MiamiRealEst]

@petrogustavo Mi hijo usted por qué no se traba y se queda calladito por allá con su ladyBOY cada vez que habla la caga más