Cesar Alonso

[Cesar Alonso @305cesar]

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http://t.co/bjSX9gbtCR Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/s6COHWLFPM

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http://t.co/JQDJphGV5E Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

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http://t.co/JDrfhAjbmW Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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http://t.co/mfkcAmLmMr "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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http://t.co/bCldsKVi6Q How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/asGtuqCjdI I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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http://t.co/LdeVnEKcCR "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/HWgJ4P4Lz1

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http://t.co/JBfGzzp18t It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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"My dad could blow up your dad!" - braggy al-Qaeda kid http://t.co/gXkkG2As

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http://t.co/KVpk3jn5 Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle.

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I sleep with my glasses on so I can dream up smart shit. http://t.co/mz0Peggm

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How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel? http://t.co/VMBCF0xi

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http://t.co/1WDHI00j I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting Subway breakfast. He understood why.

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@305cesar @summerrrrrrtime why wat cutie

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@305cesar @Lalamendez03 wat u up too

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@summerrrrrrtime why

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@Lalamendez03 wassup