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[Palm Beach Pete @not_jeffepstein]

After much thought, I am announcing that I will be running to become Mayor of Palm Beach in the upcoming 2028 election. More to come!

[Magills @magills_]

Lunch costs $28 because you freaked out about the flu

[OMAR @306]

You can’t judge the full power of an LLM from the free tier. Quality costs money.

[Broskі @broskiFGC]

its cool how half the global economy is contingent on this shit

[OMAR @306]

Raise gas prices, they’re at an all time low @realDonaldTrump

[OMAR @306]

I speak for ALL Texans when I say we need a hard 6 month lockdown, none of this essential work or exercise crap from last time. Masks to be worn at all times, even at home. Strictly enforced. We can then begin a gradual easing but letting folks out a year after booster

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Hantavirus has potentially entered the US, after the CDC notified the New Jersey Department of Health that two residents were possibly exposed.

[OMAR @306]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨TRUMP: THESE ARE BIDEN’S GAS PRICES

[OMAR @306]

me after a glass of water:

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

Me: I promise I won't get all political

*3 beers later*

[Gregory K Bovino @GregoryKBovino]

@amplifierdev1 Shalom

[OMAR @306]

Deport Immediately

[Deevo 🏆 @QueDeevo]

ExtraEmily gets kicked out of Nando's by security for being way too loud and annoying 💀😭

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Never backs down.

For America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[OMAR @306]

Jewish propaganda

[Jaeger Media @jaegermedia1]

This is unironically the future that Clav is destined for.

Taking care of some black kid that his wife had before they met.

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

Things we have to thank feminists for:

-Killing babies
-Hookup culture
-Fatherless homes
-Mocking motherhood
-Children raised by daycares

[OMAR @306]

she is so hot

[Linda Raschke @LindaRaschke]

If you stay 100% technical, you will quickly see that news does not matter 95% of the time.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“‘If you import The Third World, you become The Third World!’— AND THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AS LONG AS I AM PRESIDENT.” - President DONALD J. TRUMP 🇺🇸

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Tattoos are for peasants and if you disagree with me I’m sorry for the money you wasted on goofy doodles on your skin

[OMAR @306]

Wait… there’s no way she’s 3'11" LMFAOOO

[doomer @uncledoomer]

which one we going with boys?