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Casper Man Finds Missing Shed 11 Miles From Home

It traveled east in several short hops with a lawn chair and rake still inside. The extension cord is missing and may still be out there hauling ass.

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If your toaster was elected mayor of a Wyoming ghost town, what would its first law be?

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Wyoming Officials Warn Residents Not to Help Deer Remove Their Antlers

One man reportedly brought a cordless drill to speed things up. Wildlife staff say the deer do not need assistance and are becoming uncomfortable with the supervision.

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Yellowstone Employee Accidentally Turns Off Waterfall Overnight

He thought the valve controlled a sprinkler. Rangers restored the flow before sunrise and estimate only six tourists noticed the river had stopped participating.

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Wyoming Lawn Chair Completes 140-Mile Journey Across Three Counties

It obeyed most traffic laws, spent one afternoon beside a mailbox, and still refuses to name its destination. Honestly, let the chair go.

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If a raccoon challenged your microwave to a custody hearing, who gets the leftovers?

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Unmarked Metal Door Spotted at Hell’s Half Acre

Officials say it’s routine storage but won’t explain what’s inside, how anyone enters, or why the rocks hum after sunset. Please stop knocking three times.

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Wyoming Photographer Captures Lightning Behind the Clouds

A cloud-filtering camera revealed hundreds of hidden electrical branches. It also removed three fence posts and half a weather van, but science takes time.

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Light Appears Inside Wyoming Railroad Tunnel Sealed Since 1954

The tunnel has no power, entrance, or listed reason to be glowing. A county employee stared at it, then correctly determined it belonged to somebody else.

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Wyoming’s Annual Kangaroo Migration Reaches Cheyenne Early

The herd is heading toward the warmer parking lots of northern Colorado. Officials advise motorists not to challenge the larger males over right-of-way.

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Wyoming Campground Introduces Discounted Shared Camping

Save money by letting a complete stranger sleep in your tent. Matching considers tent size, temperature, and whether snoring is a medical condition or a personality.

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Wyoming Town Begins Charging Tumbleweeds for Downtown Parking

Officials say the freeloaders occupy prime spaces, never feed the meter, and leave without signaling. Enforcement begins when police figure out which side is the windshield.

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Wyoming Confirms First Great Horned Prairie Rabbit in 43 Years

The four-foot animal reportedly uses its antlers to move branches and make normal jackrabbits feel underdressed. Officials said do not approach it with carrots or a job offer.

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Wyoming Crew Finds an Older Highway Under the Current Highway

Apparently the state’s previous long-term maintenance plan was “put another road on it.”

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Wyoming Wolf Found Painted Like a Dalmatian

Officials confirmed it’s still a wolf. Whoever did the paint job had confidence, a brush and absolutely no follow-up plan.

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Wyoming Ram Lures Photographers Closer Before Headbutting Them

He isn’t posing. He’s scheduling a meeting with your rib cage.

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Florida Alligators Have Started Climbing Trees

As if the ground and water weren’t enough, the swamp has apparently unlocked vertical mode.

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Wyoming’s Largest Lake Was Built by Beavers the Size of Cars

They finished the dam in a week, then spent several centuries bitching that the water level wasn’t quite right.

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Wyoming Eagles Learn to Use Wind Turbines as Personal Fans

They circle twice, spread their wings and get pissed when maintenance shuts the fan off.

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Golden Eagle Carries Young Grizzly Out of Yellowstone

The bear made no attempt to steer. Officials expect both animals to reconsider the arrangement before Montana.