It was 1994 when Alan Jackson protested being forced to lip-sync at the ACM Awards by having his drummer play without drumsticks to expose the fake performance.
Yeah, before we invented capitalism, you could just go frolic in the woods!
Berries would pick themselves.
Deer would stroll right up, look you in the eye and say “You look hungry,” then politely off themselves at your feet.
The birds would fly up and cook the deer for you.
Trees would topple over and conveniently assemble themselves into perfect little log cabins.
It was paradise.