alan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

give me a pepsi zero || oms-3

[alan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @30PingTheDream]

you can take the driver out of new jersey but you can't take the new jersey out of the driver

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

It's crazy that The Decision was 16 years ago and LeBron is still the predominant free agent headline in the sport. To put it in perspective, 16 years ago one of the biggest other free agents available was Carlos Boozer, and now his *son* is in the league.

[curia @yizhuopinioes]

solta o ar drake

[will @will_nba_hater]

Greatest player of all time in the middle of his prime was making cam Johnson money a decade ago lmfao

[Silky Creatine Hole @turnandstomp]

Are Italian Americans okay??? Little Italy hasn’t been a RECENT immigrant enclave since my parents were coming there as small children. ALL THESE ASSHOLES BEING INTERVIEWED LIVE IN LONG ISLAND OR JERSEY

[Ayal Ecken @Ayalecken]

Heute Morgen hat eine Mutter ihr Kind alleine an der Kasse stehen lassen, um noch ein Produkt zu holen. Daraufhin habe ich extrem schnell angefangen zu kassieren und das Kind angeschrien, warum es nicht bezahlen kann. Ich habe ihm mit Polizei gedroht.

[🇪🇸 ⁸ ⁷⁷ @P8BCN]

Me staring at the Lukaku 90+8’ dagger tomorrow at 1:54 PM

[Manny @ma_nuel007_]

The fact that this meme is the same context 😭😭

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

like bro

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

u cant even avoid ai by going outside bc small businesses loveeee their gen ai adverts

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

Now imagine if there were 200 men all chasing after a 13 year old girl

[Polypuff @polypuff]

The Riot Games HQ is so funny man

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

white guy asian wife ez

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[jovi @yearnerholic111]

she was late for an appointment for 20 mins and left a one star review n this is what someone replied 😭😭😭

[Bob @Bobinson_ATH]

Una escena que parece más The Office que la propia The Office

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

“Norway didn’t qualify for the World Cup for 28 years?"

Haaland: "I’m 25, so it’s not my fault.”

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂