30Rock Quote Of The Day

Because the word 'whom' deserves a defender. Quotes and trivia from one of the greatest shows of all time. Tweets by @philippa_moore

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Jack Donaghy: This is G.E!

Devon Banks: It's just 'G' now, Jack. I sold the 'E' to Samsung.

#30Rock #30RockQuote #JackDonaghy #DevonBanks #DoOver #Samsung #Samesung #Hilarious

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Liz: Tracy only contacts Kenneth on special occasions like Bastille Day.

Jack: I'm going to go ahead and assume Bastille is a stripper.

Liz:

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Colleen Donaghy. Born April 24, 1925, at Boston Catholic Guilt Hospital.

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Passing out and cursing? On St Patrick's Day?

#StPatricksDay

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A happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to us all!

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Jenna: I'm about to get raw with you. You're weird-looking, Liddy. Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.

D'Fwan (quietly, to John McEnroe): I've done that.

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Fidelity, Paul.

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Danny: I think I really screwed up.

Jack: With a female page?

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[Flashback to Liz and Jenna doing improv at a corporate retreat]

Improv host: OK, the audience suggestion is "Sling Blade and Oprah on a date".

Liz (Sling Blade voice): I sure do like them french-fried "potaters"!

Jenna (in her regular voice):

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Jack: Lemon, why are you spending so much money on wigs?

Liz:

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Danny: I did an interview for The New York Times and they printed all of this stuff that I didn't say.

Jack: Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's website.

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This is just a song I've been fiddling with. Or, as we say in Australia...

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Pete (fed up with Jenna): Why couldn't she have died when that rabid dog bit her?

Jenna (walking in): Oh, it wasn't rabid. I just said that so they'd have to put it down.

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Kenneth: Sir, I have a problem with my time card.

Jack: So, naturally, you came to me.

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Dotcom: How's connecting to the common man going?

Tracy: It's going super great, Dotcom. Meet my new friends, Nobody and his wife.

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Jack: You just need to stay dead while I sell the movie.

Jenna: Oh, I can play dead.

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Angie: Aw, Tracy Jordan, you're an idiot.

Tracy: I know.

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Jenna: What are you two doing here? Where's the hot guy?!

Paramedic (wary and concerned): Are you taking any medication?

Jenna:

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Liz: I'm sorry, you have a problem with the *science* of Hot Tub Time Machine?!

Wesley Snipes: Yeah, not the time travel. It's the hot tub. You don't just turn one on and it's immediately hot.

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Larry King: We're here with Tracy Jordan, who just recounted, by the way, the entire plot of the movie Teen Wolf.

Tracy: Devil's avocado here, Larry...

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Jack: It's come to my attention that you no longer have an eating problem. You're not breathing heavily, your skin is cleared up. I even find you slightly attractive right now.

Jenna: No! Don't say that Jack! Come on. "Me want food," right?

Jack: Do you want food Jenna?