Jenna: I'm about to get raw with you. You're weird-looking, Liddy. Even if you could sing, with that face, it would be like eating a steak that just came out of a dumpster.
D'Fwan (quietly, to John McEnroe): I've done that.
[Flashback to Liz and Jenna doing improv at a corporate retreat]
Improv host: OK, the audience suggestion is "Sling Blade and Oprah on a date".
Liz (Sling Blade voice): I sure do like them french-fried "potaters"!
Jenna (in her regular voice):
Danny: I did an interview for The New York Times and they printed all of this stuff that I didn't say.
Jack: Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's website.
Pete (fed up with Jenna): Why couldn't she have died when that rabid dog bit her?
Jenna (walking in): Oh, it wasn't rabid. I just said that so they'd have to put it down.
Liz: I'm sorry, you have a problem with the *science* of Hot Tub Time Machine?!
Wesley Snipes: Yeah, not the time travel. It's the hot tub. You don't just turn one on and it's immediately hot.
Larry King: We're here with Tracy Jordan, who just recounted, by the way, the entire plot of the movie Teen Wolf.
Tracy: Devil's avocado here, Larry...
Jack: It's come to my attention that you no longer have an eating problem. You're not breathing heavily, your skin is cleared up. I even find you slightly attractive right now.
Jenna: No! Don't say that Jack! Come on. "Me want food," right?
Jack: Do you want food Jenna?