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Tracy: To be honest, I couldn't really understand anything Rick James was saying. #30Rock

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Liz: Well, he keeps telling me that he wants skinny jeans. So Cheese of the Month Club. #30Rock

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Liz: Aw, you said Chinese instead of something offensive. #30Rock

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Brian: I'm not Kenneth, sir. My name's Brian. Kenneth got fired at the end of last season. #30Rock

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Liz: Yeah, but you're the hair. #30Rock

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Tracy: SHE is an orca, Benjamin. FYI, they're very difficult to keep in a home aquarium. #30Rock

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Liz: When I get to the airport I'm going to break up with Carol. #30Rock

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Jack: It was our highest rating since that episode of SBU where the detectives watched American Idol. #30Rock

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Lutz: What is this green stuff? [holds lobster it out to Jack] Wipe it off! Wipe it off! #30Rock

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Kenneth: I will adopt all of them. #30Rock

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Liz: No, I finally have one. Liz Lemon has a handsome, goof-around, make-out buddy. #30Rock

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Frank: He's awesome. You can't read his thoughts cause' he doesn't have any. #30Rock

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Liz: Nerds? Nerds. #30Rock

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Toofer: 5. #30Rock

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Liz: Wow. Dr. Spaceman. I owe you an apology Tray. #30Rock

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Carol: I can't believe I'm meeting one and a half Jenna Maroneys right now. #30Rock

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Jack: When I was at Princeton I played baseball AND football. And back then football players went both ways. #30Rock

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Janitor: Hey I know what you're going through. I once kidnapped a woman... #30Rock

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Jack: So from now on, no more throwing good money after bad. Only what works. Ten million developing Dad 2.0. Not on my watch. #30Rock

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Lutz: I almost touched that blue wire. I could have died. I'm gonna tell Sharon I love her. I don't care if we're cousins! #30Rock