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Fun facts I’ve observed as a 30ish adult

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@ChurchillDowns absolutely disappointed. Serving food and drink out of the same window? #FAILED

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@ChurchillDowns is this what reserved sections get? #FAILED

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@ChurchillDowns serving food and drinks out of the same window in the addition? #FAIL

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Lost my favorite pair of biker shorts and I am LOSING MY MIND #30ishfact

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Exciting day. Registered with my new library, checked out some murder mysteries, stopped at the post office. EXAUSTED. #30ishfact #localbusiness #librarytwitter

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Binging criminal minds. Per ushe. #drinkinggame when Hotch says ‘wheels up in 30’. Double drink when he drops a 1-liner followed by ‘wheels up in 30’ #30ishfact #CriminalMinds

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Sometimes lll throw away 1 of my husbands socks doing laundry then complain about not finding a match. Have to keep your relationship spicy people. #30ishfact #RelationshipAdvice

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Morning routine 20’s: planning outfit, hair, makeup, brunch/class with gals. Morning routine 30’s: turns on local news traffic update #30ishfact #LocalNews @WLKY

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The older I get the higher the percentage I could hit the lottery becomes. #30ishfact #lottery

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Move to new city. Takes 3 weeks to decide on my new favorite news channel with the least annoying weather person #30ishfacts #localnews #midwest

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Why does my Governor look like he stole his big brothers oversized button up in his daily COVID info sessions? Surly the man can afford the correct sized shirt?! #30ishfacts #COVID19 #midwest

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The attitude my cat gives when he meows at me after I take him off the counter and butter away from his greedy paws. #30ishfacts #cats #CatsOfTwitter

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“I just don’t have that kind of hair” girl who empties can of hairspray on hair whilst curling. For the love of GOD. BRUSH. OUT. THE. CURLS.