30 Rock

What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.

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One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

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No it’s the other one

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@bluthquotes Professional tweeter.

Do not attempt.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

there’s only one high powered tv executive i care about

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I watched Boston Legal 9 times before I realized it wasn't a new Star Trek.

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Boys becoming men,
Men becoming wolves.

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#ham

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Liz: People are going to show up expecting all this great stuff and they’re going to be disappointed and angry.

Tracy: Just like colonial Williamsburg.

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Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold.

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Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.

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Really? You want to exchange creative gifts? Oh, well. You are the one that's in trouble now, buddy. Because creativity, to me, is just like... like a bird. Like a friendly bird that embraces all... ideas. Just, like, shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty.

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@lukelengl No sometimes it’s the third one

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Paid his way through Princeton by working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that Days Inn?

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Happy Valentimes