Dating Tales in NYC

Adventures in dating; 30’s; the good, the bad, the ugly and then some; NYC

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

@DatingFckry Yes girl! 🙌🏼

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

😂😂😂

[RoommateDiaries @RoommateLegends]

Hey #worldroommate anti-quarantine protesters, we’ve seen your scene before. #BeautyAndTheBeast mob song. Ignorant villagers march to their defeat led by their arrogant leader, Gaston *cough* #Trump, who doesn’t understand anything?

[Ava @Ava30s]

We get it John, you’re worth waiting for... but c’mon with Some Good News!
#SomeGoodNews #SundayNight

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

@disneyplus you’re killing my digital dating options! Why deny us share screening your wonderful movies!?#IWannaBeWhereThePeopleAre #SocialDistancing #DigitalCuddling #GiveInToPeerPressure Everybody’s doing it. Right @netflix and @hulu?

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

@fatgalguidedate Wow Peter.... 😂😂😂

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

@aDatingDad Maybe we should explore the car/living room/kitchen/floor/closet/bathroom for better lighting and a change of scenery.

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

On and off again guy tested positive for COVID-19 but he’s not having symptoms. I still would make out with him. He was that good. #QuarantineLife #CovidDontCare #WhoAreYou #PullItTogether

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

Ex keeps questioning why he doesn’t hear from me anymore. NewsFlash: because we broke up. That’s the reason, plain and simple. We are not together anymore. #WhatsConfusingHere #ItsOver #BreakingUpIsHardToDo #WeAreNeverGettingBackTogether

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Smart people don’t get attached.

I’m not a smart person.

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

Awe he asked to have a digital movie date since we’re #flatteningthecurve Actually that’s pretty cute. Plus, I wouldn’t want to sit on his floor #StillNoMattress

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

Not sure how to feel about dating a guy who doesn’t own a mattress. It basically wouldn’t meet the standards of a child services home inspection? #ButHeIsALovelyHuman #wtf #ButWhy #WhereDoYouSleep #HowLongHasThisBeenGoingOn

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

I want my man’s eyes to light up everytime I walk into the room like this child’s adoration for Elsa. #SeekingApplicants #JustLikeElsa #NYCDating

[Walt Disney World @WaltDisneyWorld]

Kids see the magic in everything. Don’t miss out on making memories that will last a lifetime.

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

Crushing on my Orange Theory coach 🤦‍♀️. He’s so beautiful! And talks to me after he’s seen me sweat like a pig and hating my life during all workouts. I need to be eyeing legit potentials here! #focus #AreYouSingleSir #IsThisAllowed #IntoTheWild #NYCdating

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

@TheSingle_Betch 😂😂😂

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

Hey there beautiful man in the hall. In case you’re wondering, my triple check out of you was completely intentional. If you’re not married or taken, please investigate me. Xoxo💋

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

@ortski83 @maxine96205 Treat yourself to something special! Lol I’m going to Cabo! 😂😂

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

When you get that phone call from The Dude and you start nervous sweating.... #PullItTogether #ItsTooEarlyForThis #NeedMoreDeodorant #WeHaveToWorkToday

[Dating Tales in NYC @30sDatingLife]

Ex texted: “hello lady who broke my heart.” Am I too brutal? Replied: “so I’m assuming it hasn’t healed yet since you’re bringing it up?” I thought he was trying to be funny. He didn’t reply 🤷🏻‍♀️ #extexts #tooHonest? #singlelife #whybringitup #datingsucks

[‘ @roastedrants]

Kangaroo can’t stop hugging the volunteer who saved her life