The Single Basic Betch

Thoughts 🤔of a single reasonably attractive gal 💁‍♀️in her 20s with a 🧠 job who can't lock🗝 down a 🙍🏻‍♂️. Anonymously dating in NYC. 🤷‍♀️

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

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[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

My whole mental health is relying on @BravoTV. Like I have given up on finding a boyfriend. Sign me up to be a housewife.

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

match me hahah. I like hats, I get stomach problems 😂

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

Girl across me is smiling about the date she just left. Happy someone felt the vibes. I am drafting my it’s me not you text as she smiles away.

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

You know it’s a bad date when you are excited for the subway home.

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

Apparently @coffeembagel had a “my type” section. Honestly I am curious. I don’t even know what my type is… so please enlighten me.

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

@aDatingDad I’ve actually left a date when the guy said he didn’t like dogs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

Thanks @Drake. brb for the long weekend 🤰#CertifiedLoverBoy

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

Never plan on going to Texas. I have no words. #mybodymychoice #AbortionIsAWomansRight #AbortionIsHealthcare

[Zac Clark @zacwclark]

10 years sober today. For a guy that couldn’t stop shooting heroin, smoking crack and guzzling booze this is truly a miracle. No matter what you are struggling with today just know that change is possible and you are worth it. You don’t have to be perfect. KEEP GOING.

[Mel 👑 @GoldenxMel]

So people complain about the Jonas Brothers requiring vaccination cards or a covid free test for the rest of their tour? I mean if you’re gonna bitch and complain about it then you can go ahead and send your tickets to me. Because I have my vaccination card ready to go.

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

@SingleGuyInDC If she can’t deal with it now it won’t change in the future. I learned the hard way.

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

I just want to be @iamcardib. That’s my only update

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

So J.Lo & Ben are back together and Jennifer Aniston & David Schwimmer are reportedly dating? BRB about to send a “u up?” text so fast my ex won’t know what hit him

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

Cause she’s not

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

Why she this mad if she’s happily engaged lol #TheBacheloretteFinale

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

@notsosavvydater @DatingFckry Savage. 😳

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

BahAhha I like schedule people coming over to keep me in line

[Love in the Time of Corona @CoronaInLove]

Nothing like the peer pressure of having your friends come over that make you clean your apartment

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

Canceling plans to watch the real housewives of Beverly Hills. And I have never been happier.

[The Single Basic Betch @TheSingle_Betch]

I broke my nail at the gym and a guy came up to ask me if I had gotten cut. Like he was genuinely concerned something bad had happened. Clearly wasn’t impressed by my broken nail ...

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Men are like cuticles. You don’t need them.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

men will cum inside you and then ask for space