Crazy Tuesday, house druggie blacked out at 3pm, hit the can until 5 and some how snuck into the boys room snorted his creatine (thought it was blow), pissed on his rug and yackek in his drawer.
Had my first run in with flock cameras last night. Kicked out of the Sox game tried another gate and didn’t even have a chance to show my ticket before the mossad Fenway agents were up my ass. #downwiththeflock#peterthiel
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.